Have you walked into Steven Hawking's house yet?
Yeah, neither has he.
Steven Hawkings Jokes
Man, I’m so sorry that Stephen Hawking is dead; he was such a good person.
Too bad it’s a staircase to Heaven and not a ramp.
What did Stephen Hawking say when he died?
I'm logging out.
Why did Steven Hawking die?
A quad rasher ran him over.
There is a difference between my brother and Stephen Hawking; at least one of them does something.
Steven Hawking's death, you should've gotten a case.
If Stephen Hawking was walking, they would have a hawk problem.
What did Steven Hawking say?
Nothing.
What's Stephen Hawking's shampoo?
Head and Shoulders. 😊
If Stephen Hawking is ill, does he go to the doctors or Currys PC World?
I was in my car listening to my radio. Steve Winwood's song came on, "Just Roll With It, Baby." I said that must be one of Stephen Hawking's favorite songs; he sings it to his girlfriend.
What type of comedy can't Steven Hawking do?
Stand-up comedy.
What's black and sitting in a chair? Steven Hawking after a house fire.
Why did Steven Hawking not go to heaven after he died?
He could not get up the stairs?
Steven Hawking was going to jerk off, nope. 😂
Why did people bully Steven Hawking?
Because he couldn't stand up for himself.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the Statue of Liberty? The statue stands for something.
Steven Hawking said there is no God,
Then God said there is no Steven Hawking.
How Stephen Hawking died: he drove too far away from the wall and the cord got unplugged.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
The Windows XP log out sound.
