Steven hawkings jokes
Why did Steven Hawking have no friends?
He couldn’t stand anyone...
What's Stephen Hawking's other favorite song?
Steve Winwood's "Just Roll with It Baby."
How did Steven Hawkings die?
His wife tripped over his charging plug when he was at 2% battery.
So I was on Google, and on my computer it had Windows. When Stephen Hawking died, it shut down, the shutdown sound played, and wouldn't turn on again.
What can you tell [is] the difference between Stephen Hawking and a carrot?
Nothing.
How did Steven Hawking die?
His wife needed a charger and plugged him out.
What were Steven Hawking's last words?
Error 404 File Not Found.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a baby? The baby is still alive.
What’s Steven Hawking's fav[orite] food?
WiFi chips or his shoulder?
Why did Stephen Hawking go to hell?
Because he couldn’t go up the stairs to heaven.
Steven Hawking died. I said, "Why? Did his wheelchair break?"
Who is Stephen Hawking's wife?
The American Siri.
What do you call Stephen Hawking when he eats too much?
As fat as Ben Dingley.
What noise does Stephen Hawking make when he dies? Windows shutting down theme tune.
These jokes are nearly as dead as Steven Hawkings.
Have you ever stepped into Steven Hawking's House?
Neither has he.
What happens when Steven Hawking dies?
Take his iPad to Cash Converters.
Imagine Stephen Hawking was the real Slim Shady but could not stand up.
What is black and sits at the top of the stairs? -- Steven Hawking after a house fire.