What can you tell [is] the difference between Stephen Hawking and a carrot?
Nothing.
Steven Hawkings Jokes
How did Steven Hawking die?
His wife needed a charger and plugged him out.
What were Steven Hawking's last words?
Error 404 File Not Found.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a baby? The baby is still alive.
What’s Steven Hawking's fav[orite] food?
WiFi chips or his shoulder?
Why did Stephen Hawking die? He didn't pay his electricity bills.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? He ran out of WiFi.
Hey, did you know that Stephen Hawking predicted the end of the world?
Well, not really. He predicted the end of *his* world.
Why did Stephen Hawking go to hell?
Because he couldn’t go up the stairs to heaven.
For Stephen Hawking, why is being drunk and having his power shut out the same?
He blacks out.
Steven Hawking died. I said, "Why? Did his wheelchair break?"
Who is Stephen Hawking's wife?
The American Siri.
What do you call Stephen Hawking when he eats too much?
As fat as Ben Dingley.
How does Stephen Hawking take a shit? He logs out.
What noise does Stephen Hawking make when he dies? Windows shutting down theme tune.
These jokes are nearly as dead as Steven Hawkings.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on Mars? Mars Rover.
Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Oh, wait, he doesn’t walk.
Have you ever stepped into Steven Hawking's House?
Neither has he.
What happens when Steven Hawking dies?
Take his iPad to Cash Converters.
