Steven hawkings jokes

Have you ever stepped into Steven Hawking's House?

Neither has he.

What happens when Steven Hawking dies?

Take his iPad to Cash Converters.

Who's never the last man standing?

Stephen Hawking.

Imagine Stephen Hawking was the real Slim Shady but could not stand up.

What does Stephen Hawking eat for breakfast? His shoulder.

What is black and sits at the top of the stairs? -- Steven Hawking after a house fire.