What's black and sits on the bottom of the stairs to the cellar?
Steven Hawking where the experiments went wrong.
Steven Hawkings Jokes
How did Steven Hawking die?
He lost internet connection.
How did Steven Hawking die?
He forgot his log on password.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite food?
His shoulder.
The real reason Steven Hawking died is he was drunk and tried to go down a flight of stairs.
Why did Steven Hawking die?
He lost Wi-Fi connection and didn't get the data plan.
"Rueben Glover is a Steven Hawking spastic."
What’s one thing smarter than Stephen Hawking? His computer.
Daughter: Mommy, what ever happened to Steven Hawking?
Mother: He died.
Daughter: How did he die?
Mother: He never got recharged.
Stephen Hawking will be greatly missed for the time he walked this Earth.
Why did Steven Hawking have no friends?
He couldn’t stand anyone...
Stephen Hawking died because he got hacked by me, and the update was too strong.
What's Stephen Hawking's other favorite song?
Steve Winwood's "Just Roll with It Baby."
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite genre of music? Rock and roll.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He tried to get the free cracked version of Windows 10.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He had a power cut.
How did Steven Hawkings die?
His wife tripped over his charging plug when he was at 2% battery.
Where does Stephen Hawking get his computer fixed?
At PC World.
Why can't Stephen Hawking go metal detecting?
Because when it beeps, it's him!
So I was on Google, and on my computer it had Windows. When Stephen Hawking died, it shut down, the shutdown sound played, and wouldn't turn on again.
