Steven hawkings jokes
The Stephen Hawking space telescope will be launched next year. Apparently, it will have four wheels and run off Windows 7.
I love Stephen Hawking jokes so much because they roll off the tongue so nicely.
The reason I love Stephen Hawking is because they roll off the tongue so nicely.
Why did Steven Hawking die?
His wife changed the WiFi password.
What is Stephen Hawking's least favorite movie?
Standing Tall.
Stephen Hawking died due to the BIOS update. He shut down because the power cable got chewed.
Why did Steven Hawking go to hell, not heaven?
Because there is a stairway to heaven, but there is not one to hell.
So Steven Hawking walks into a bar...
Oh, wait.
When I went to heaven, I saw Steven Hawking standing there. I asked why he isn’t in heaven yet. He said there are stairs.
What did Steven Hawking say when the WiFi cut out?.........Nothing.
Why does no one look up at Steven Hawking?
You have to look down to see him.
So Steven Hawking walks into a bar...
Just kidding!
Stephen Hawking died.
Why did Steven Hawking only tell one-liners?
Because he couldn't do standup.
When Steven Hawking realizes heaven is only a stairway away.
What is Stephen Hawking's mum?
Your mum!
Stephen Hawking did not die; he deleted himself.
Does anyone know where I can get that picture that went around the internet of Steven Hawking looking at the stairway to Heaven and saying “Oh Fu-k”?
What’s Steven Hawking's favorite crisps brand?
Walkers.
Why does Stephen Hawking only do one-liners?
Because he can’t do stand up.