Steven hawkings jokes
Steven Hawking walks into a bar... Yeah.
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The reason Steven Hawking died is he lost his internet connection.
Why did Steven Hawking go to hell?
Because there is a stairway to heaven.
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Why did Steven Hawking's snot not go to heaven?
Because there is no ramp to heaven.
Steven Hawking lost the Wi-Fi connection on March 14, 2018.
Have you ever walked past Steven Hawking's house?
No, neither has he.
Steven Hawking walks into a bar... no, I'm just kidding.
How would Steven Hawking's mom punish him as a kid?
Power off his chair.
How Steven Hawking died: because he moved too much during the day and ran out of juice.
Stephen Hawking had a heart attack the year before his death.
They took him to PC World for repairs.
How did Steven Hawking die? His WiFi disconnected.
Stephen Hawking's not dead, he is just in airplane mode.
How did Steven Hawking die?
He blew a fuse doing an update.
Recent attempts to defund Special Olympics have organizers scrambling to come up with more corporate sponsorship... targeted companies include:
Kleenex
Depends
Bicycle Helmet manufacturers
Velcro Shoe manufacturers
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Where did Stephen Hawking go when he broke his leg?
Hospital or Currys PC World?
Why didn’t Steven Hawking go to heaven? Because it was a stairway, not a rampway.
How did Steven Hawking die?
He lost internet connection.
What was the one test that Steven Hawking couldn't pass?
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Have you heard about the new movie with Stephen Hawking as the star? It's called "Unplugged."