Steven hawkings jokes
Stephen Hawking is the fastest footballer ever--he could just charge up the Left Wing!
The reason Steven Hawking died is he lost his internet connection.
Why did Steven Hawking go to hell?
Because there is a stairway to heaven.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels.
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Why did Stephen Hawking die? He ran out of data.
Why did Steven Hawking's snot not go to heaven?
Because there is no ramp to heaven.
Steven Hawking lost the Wi-Fi connection on March 14, 2018.
Have you ever walked past Steven Hawking's house?
No, neither has he.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite type of comedy? Stand up.
How is Stephen Hawking so smart? He uploads it to his software.
How does Stephen Hawking go to the toilet? He logs out.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot wheels.
Steven Hawking walks into a bar... no, I'm just kidding.
What was Stephen Hawking's pet?
A hawk.
What was the one test Stephen Hawking couldn't pass? The beep test.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He rolled away and his charger unplugged.
Why did Stephen Hawking go out in the rain?
Why is Stephen Hawking going to hell, not heaven? Because it's a stairway to heaven, not a ramp.
Stephen Hawking said God isn’t real, and the Priest put a boot on his tire. 😂😂😂