Stereotype jokes
If your name is Caleb or Connor, you have a problem.
What do you call a shocked Chinese man?
"Hu le fuk!"
An Irishman walks out of a bar.
What has only one sense of style?
An emo girl.
What's the difference between a Ranga and a Brick?
A Brick can get laid.
I was in class doing sex education. We were learning about sexual stereotypes.
My teacher turns to the class and asks, "If anyone could tell him what a sexual stereotype was?"
So I raised my hand and said, "Asians have small penis." He looked at me and said, "Very good, but I was looking for a definition."
Why can't Indians play baseball? Because every time they hit a corner, they open a shop.
How do you make Alabama cookies?
Put them in a big bowl and beat for three hours.
What do an Apple and an Emo have in common?
They hang from trees.
You look like the type of guy to wash his/her hands after a shower! (And don't write in the comments that there are more than 2 genders.)
What do nerds and chicks have in common? They both have four eyes.
Why should you fear white people in prison instead of the blacks?
Because you know that whites are in for actually committing something.
What did the drunk emo say to the bartender?
Nothing, she was hung over.
Why you should never borrow money from dwarves?
Because they are always short! 😁😁😁😁
Yo mama so stupid that when she went to see Fast and Furious 8, she was bringing her car to the theater.
I don’t know if Jesus was black or white, but I know he for sure wasn’t Asian because people wouldn’t ask him to take the wheel.
Q: What's the difference between a smart Russian and a unicorn?
A: Nothing, they're both fictional characters.
Q: How many men does it take to open up a beer?
A: None. It should be opened by the time she brings it in.
Teach a Scouser to fish and he can eat for a day.
Give him the rod and he will stick it in your letterbox and nick your car keys!
Girls' dreams: OMG, my crush kissed me!
Boys' dreams: I just got a dub, bro!