Stereotype jokes
What do you call a person with a fat brain?
A fat neek!
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
What do black people and sports cars have in common?
Getting a noise complaint for being so loud.
I tried to get into an emo bar, but I didn't make the cut.
What do you call a one-legged China man?
Ty Whon Shu.
How do you make a blond snowman? You can't, you have to hollow out the head.
How do you find a black person in the dark without a flashlight?
Tell them a joke to make them smile.
Why are there so few Arab soldiers? Because they always commit suicide on their first day.
What do you call a blonde?
A piss-head.
I have fuck and sex with all the sexy naked ladies and they suck my balls (penis), but you ain't have no girlfriend. Your only friend, they call him ching chong coz of your hairline.
"White beta males and fake alpha males are a joke that goes for POC men too."
Girl, you must be a Muslim because you are only 5 years old, yet you know how to give great head.
Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up?
'Cause they don't got balls to scratch.
Why do emo kids not jump?
They're still in the sky.
Last night I had sex and she said, "Stop talking about s***, OMG!" and I made her scream so loud she said, "Her balls hurt!"
Your mom.
A leaf and an emo fell off a cliff, who landed first? The leaf, because the rope stopped the emo.
Cheer for fun on the telephone and singing, "We are family!" Even then, your dad, really, he's fat, just like your dad. And your mom's fat ass, b**** ass, looking like an Oompa Loompa self, looking like an ugly.
Yo mama is so ugly, she gave Michael Myers nightmares.
There are two doors leading to Heaven: one for henpecked husbands and one for unhenpecked husbands. The line to the door leading to Heaven for henpecked husbands was five abreast and five miles long. The line leading to the door to Heaven for unhenpecked husbands consisted of only one lonely man.
The guys from the henpecked husband line looked at the one man in the unhenpecked husband line and shout, “Hey, Charlie, why are you standing over there for?” Charlie glances over his shoulder and observes a sea of humanity of henpecked husbands as far as the eye can see and says grudgingly, “I don’t know. My wife told me to stand here.”