Stereotype jokes
What jumps higher than a basketball player?
An emo kid, they never touch the ground.
When the school shooter drops his gun, and the autistic kid picks it up thinking it’s his long lost nerf gun.
Why did the emo kid cross the road? To get a box of tissues!
I wish my lawn was emo so it would cut itself.
Is it just me, or do these gays need to leave me alone?
Why do trannies suck at being soldiers? Because they have a 41% casualty rate.
What is the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
Only one of them stops sucking after you slap it.
What do you call a black couple who's on welfare and food stamps?
Lay-Z and Freeyonce.
What do black people and sports cars have in common?
Getting a noise complaint for being so loud.
Why do Chinese people need glasses to see better?
All they need to do is open their eyes.
Why do emo kids hate high fives?
They’re always left hanging.
"What's the capital of Texas?" said the brown hair.
"T," said the blonde.
If someone wears black, say, "If you see someone wears black, they always be emo."
Why do dwarfs love penis? It tickles their insides.
The nearest approximation to a perpetuum mobile would be a Swabian chasing a Scot because of money.
(Swabians are the Scots of Germany regarding finances.)
We were versing year 8 at footy, and they were mostly black, so I told my white friend to WATCH OUT!!!
I got in trouble today because I threw a lamp at the emo kid and said, "Lighten up!"
An apple and an emo are at the top of a tree, they both fall at the same time.
Who hit the ground first?
The apple won because the emo had forgotten to connect the internet.
What happens to Emos when they go up?
They never come down.
Yo mama sooooooo fucking fat, when she takes a step, she needs a 5-min break.