
Stereotype jokes
What did the autistic kid say to his girlfriend after they broke up?
"I thought what we had was special!"
How do Mexicans begin counting?
Juan, Two, Three.
What do spiders and Black people have in common?
When they’re black, they kill you.
What falls first, an apple or an Emo kid?
An apple, because the Emo has a rope holding them.
Your momma's so fat, when she pulls her knickers down, her ass is still in 'em!
What's the difference between PMS and a terrorist?
You can negotiate with the terrorist.
Q: What do you call an emo business? A: A cutting board.
What's the difference between a rock and a woman?
The flat ones get skipped.
Like if you know someone is emo and comment "emo🇷🇺."
What did the Chinese guy say to the Italian guy?
同性恋球蜥蜴 (translate it)
"Curry muncher!"
Yo mama so fat, she takes up the whole bed.
Women be like men cause wars, [but] forget men fight those wars while they fake cry.
For all those Simpsons fans out there, this one I'm sure you know:
Abe: "It's rotten being old. No one listens to you."
Lisa: "It's awful being a kid. No one listens to you."
Homer: "I'm a white male, aged 18-49. Everyone listens to me--no matter how dumb my suggestions are."
Yo mama's so fat that when Legolas killed her, Gimli counted her for two.
What do you call a Muslim who drinks, smokes, and fools around with other women?
Turkish.
How do you make an emo jump? Tell him to go to the roof.
When the school shooter makes the emo kid hang himself and the autistic kid thinks it's a piñata: 🤪🏏
Why is James ugly? Cuz he do be a nerd with braces.
"Russian" twists into a ditch, dead!
