Stereotype jokes

What do you call two Mexicans fighting? Juan on Juan.

Did you hear about the Mexican train hijacker?

They say he had locomotives.

So little Johnny was on the bus, and the bus driver already hated him. So he started to talk to himself JUST loud enough for the bus driver to hear.

"If my dad was a bull, and my mom was a cow, that would make me... a little bull!"

"If my dad was a rooster, and my mom was a hen, that would make me... a little rooster!"

And by this point, the bus driver was fed up with him, so he said:

"Ok little Johnny, I got one for you: If your dad was a drunk, and your mom was a whore, what would that make you?"

Little Johnny smiled and said: "A bus driver!"

Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

Because they don't want to be mistaken as feminists.

A drunk walks into a bar and says, "All lawyers are assholes!" A guy at the other end of the bar says, "I resent that!" The drunk says, "Why, are you a lawyer?" and the other guy says, "No, I'm an asshole!"

Why can't Indians play football? Because every time they take a corner, they make a shop.

How do you win an argument against an emo?

Kick the chair!

What is an Emo's favorite way to Cosplay?

Dress up as a piñata!

What do you call a white guy with a 10 inch cock?

Asleep. Because that motherfucker's dreaming.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Trick question, feminists don't change anything.

Two priests are pulled over by the police. One priest asks the cop what the reason for pulling them over is. The cop says, "We are looking for two child molesters." The priest look at each other and tell the cop they'll do it.

what do you call a white person having a seizure?

a vanilla shake.

What do computers and white kids have in common? They don't have trouble shooting.

What do you call a redneck on fire?

A fire cracker.

A Chinese couple had a black baby and named him Sum Ting Wong.

Friend: How dark is your humor?

Me: It gets beat by the cops on a daily basis.

Why do heterosexual men and heterosexual women believe that bisexual men don't exist because male bisexuality doesn't exist? Because it doesn't cycle 🚲.

What do you call a German lesbian?

A krautmuncher.

Yo mama so stupid she thinks Taco Bell is a Mexican phone company.

Why do Priests like playing the violin? They get to finger A minor.