Stereotype jokes
Teacher: We are going to Seville.
Girls: Omg, it's such a beautiful city. I can't wait to explore!
Boys: Ohh oh oh ohhh.
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What do you call a group of emos?
The Suasied Squid.
I was spending my holiday in Paris with my gf. As we were walking near the city, a meteor hit and killed my gf.
Forensics did an autopsy on the corpse and concluded that someone missed a pen and hit my gf from the PSG training ground. SHAME ON YOU PESSI FOR RUINING MY LIFE! 🤬😡
A Russian walked into a bar... Unlucky for him I guess, in Soviet Russia, you don’t walk into bars. Bars walk into you.
What do blondes and beer bottles have in common? They are both empty from the neck up.
Rapboat steals more rhymes than black people steal cars.
Why can't Asians play cricket?
Because they will eat the ball.
How do you make a blond snowman? You can't, you have to hollow out the head.
The priest is gay.
What do you call a group of redneck superheroes? The Inbredibles.
How do you find a black person in the dark without a flashlight?
Tell them a joke to make them smile.
I have two balls. Gay people have 23456789.
In a thick Russian accent:
"Let's buy some vodka, pollute the earth with oil, and make insecure nuclear power plants that break all the time! Ah, yes. The mother land. A great place to be. Not like those stupid Ukrainian people who are living happy lives, they are crazy and need to die."
The emo kid went for a high five. People say he's still hanging.
An emo girl dyed her hair red.
Where does her hairline start? Her wrist.
Yo mama so fat, she can't pick up a dumbbell... the dumbbell pick her up.
What do you call a smart blonde Labrador?
Your momma's so dumb, she took her driving lesson on a dinosaur.
I had to run out of the library because I put the cookbooks in the women's sports section.
Me: Looks like a girl, sure as h3ll I don't sound like one.
Michael Jackson: Looks like a boy, sure as h3ll don't sound like one.
That [is] what we have i[n] commen, but if you mix up my gender I won't give a F about it. Michael Jackson not so much : )