Stereotype jokes
Girl, you must be a Muslim because you are da bomb.
What do you call a surprised Chinese man?
Ho Lee Fuk.
A black dude shows up to a job interview for a watermelon farmhand gig, resume full of fried chicken joint experience. The boss asks, "Why should I hire you?" He stutters, "Uh, I got skills in... uh..." Before he can finish, a hulk-like, veiny, muscular, giant transgender man storms in, straps him to the interview desk with velvet cuffs, drips hot wax on his back from a candle shaped like a massive dick, and rams his ass relentlessly while whispering, "Welcome to the team, bitch. Your probation starts now."
You look like the type of guy to wash his/her hands after a shower! (And don't write in the comments that there are more than 2 genders.)
Quiet Kid: *reaches into bag*
Teacher: EVERYBODY RUN!
Gwen, I know you're the Peter Griffin guy who spams and puts the N word and spams other stuff.
How do you blind an Asian?
Put a windshield in front of them.
Why do emos love jumping in water?
Because it involves a rope.
What kind of bath bomb does an Emo prefer?
A toaster.
Why are Americans bad at Clash of Royals?
Because they have already lost two towers!
How can you tell a blonde likes you? She ducks you two nights in a row.
Yo mama so American, she deported Dora the Explorer!
What's that thing that walks on two legs, washes dishes, sucks my cock, cooks, cleans, bends over for me and never fucking shuts up?
Femoids.
How many women does it take to change a light bulb?
None, they can't change anything.
I am a racist, and I put my milk before cereal. Well, to be honest, that was when I had milk, but one day my dad says he was going to get some... then he left.
Now when I see a black guy, I yell, "Thanks for picking the cotton to make my shirt!"
Why did the blonde snort artificial sweetener?
She thought it was diet coke.
How do you find out the price of an emo? You scan his barcode.
What's the difference between a hipster and a hockey player? A hockey player changes his pads every third period.
I don't see why people say that emo kids don't like to hangout.
I saw them hanging all day.
You know boys have balls. Girls have balls, too.