Stereotype jokes
A drunk walks into a bar and says, "All lawyers are assholes!" A guy at the other end of the bar says, "I resent that!" The drunk says, "Why, are you a lawyer?" and the other guy says, "No, I'm an asshole!"
Kid: Hey, what’s black and sneaky!
Social studies teacher: Harriet Tubman.
What do computers and white kids have in common? They don't have trouble shooting.
What do you call two Mexicans fighting? Juan on Juan.
What do you call a German lesbian?
A krautmuncher.
Why can't Indians play football? Because every time they take a corner, they make a shop.
Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?
Because they don't want to be mistaken as feminists.
So little Johnny was on the bus, and the bus driver already hated him. So he started to talk to himself JUST loud enough for the bus driver to hear.
"If my dad was a bull, and my mom was a cow, that would make me... a little bull!"
"If my dad was a rooster, and my mom was a hen, that would make me... a little rooster!"
And by this point, the bus driver was fed up with him, so he said:
"Ok little Johnny, I got one for you: If your dad was a drunk, and your mom was a whore, what would that make you?"
Little Johnny smiled and said: "A bus driver!"
A German, an Australian, and a Mexican are on a plane. They say that they can tell where they are by sticking their hands out of the pane.
The German sticks his hand out and says, "We are in Germany." The others ask, "How do you know?" The German says, "Because it's so cold."
Then the Australian sticks his hand out and says, "We are in Australia." The others ask, "How do you know?" He replies, "Because it's so warm."
Then the Mexican sticks his hand out and back in. He says, "We are in Mexico." The others ask, "How do you know?" He says, "Because my watch is gone."
How do you win an argument against an emo?
Kick the chair!
How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?
Trick question, feminists don't change anything.
Q: How are Asians like a box of chocolates?
A: Either way they'll kill your dog.
Yo mama so fat that when I banged her in the jacuzzi, there was a level 8 tsunami.
What do you call a white guy with a 10 inch cock?
Asleep. Because that motherfucker's dreaming.
What is an Emo's favorite way to Cosplay?
Dress up as a piñata!
what do you call a white person having a seizure?
a vanilla shake.
What do you call a redneck on fire?
A fire cracker.
Why do Priests like playing the violin? They get to finger A minor.
A Chinese couple had a black baby and named him Sum Ting Wong.
Yo mama so stupid she thinks Taco Bell is a Mexican phone company.