Stereotype jokes
What do a stool and an emo have in common?
They both sit still.
I tried to name my grass "emo" so it will cut itself.
How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two, one to light up the room with space lasers so the other can see, and one to screw it in.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.
The reason I'm gay is because I'm scared of getting cooties.
We need to stop with all the discrimination here! I don’t discriminate! I love all races, even the bad ones, I’m a fan of all genders, even the fake ones, and am a fan of all nationalities, even the alien kinds.
Why can't a citizen in communist China, especially a Chinese male who is between 18-29 years old, buy a box of condoms in a drug store in communist China?
Because the condom would be too big for the penis of Chinese men in communist China.
My hairline may be straight, but I’m not.
A Chinese, Japanese, South Korean, and North Korean all walk into a bar.
The Landlord says, "Why the same faces, lads?"
Why did the rapper go to the bank?
To make some cash flows.
A girl has small balls.
What do you call Josh in a room...
Gay.
Why don't emo girls date emo boys? Cause they've already got a pussy.
How do you make an emo jump?
A bridge.
Why are there no Jamaicans on the moon?
Because there's no space jam.
"Float like a cracker, sting like a beaner!"
You know how divers jump off a cliff and land in the water well...
Emos do that too, but when they jump, they don't land in the water.
What's the difference between pepper and salt? One of them is black and the other one is white.
What kind of chocolate do racists hate?
Dark chocolate.
What's the difference between a blonde chick and Alzheimer's?
None, because they both forget a lot.