A drunk walks into a bar and says, "All lawyers are assholes!" A guy at the other end of the bar says, "I resent that!" The drunk says, "Why, are you a lawyer?" and the other guy says, "No, I'm an asshole!"
Stereotype Jokes
How do you blindfold an Asian?
With dental floss.
Why can't Indians play football? Because every time they take a corner, they make a shop.
How do you win an argument against an emo?
Kick the chair!
Why doesn’t Pakistan have any football teams?
Every corner they get, they open a shop on it!
What do you call a sophisticated American?
A Canadian.
What is an Emo's favorite way to Cosplay?
Dress up as a piñata!
What do you call a white guy with a 10 inch cock?
Asleep. Because that motherfucker's dreaming.
How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?
Trick question, feminists don't change anything.
How do you know when a woman is going to have a black baby?
When she takes the tampon out, all the cotton is picked.
Two priests are pulled over by the police. One priest asks the cop what the reason for pulling them over is. The cop says, "We are looking for two child molesters." The priest look at each other and tell the cop they'll do it.
what do you call a white person having a seizure?
a vanilla shake.
What do computers and white kids have in common? They don't have trouble shooting.
What do you call a redneck on fire?
A fire cracker.
A Chinese couple had a black baby and named him Sum Ting Wong.
Friend: How dark is your humor?
Me: It gets beat by the cops on a daily basis.
Why do heterosexual men and heterosexual women believe that bisexual men don't exist because male bisexuality doesn't exist? Because it doesn't cycle 🚲.
Yo mama so stupid she thinks Taco Bell is a Mexican phone company.
Why do Priests like playing the violin? They get to finger A minor.
Emo girls be like: How much am I worth...
Girl, scan the code on your wrist!
