Stereotype jokes
Q: What do a blond girl and a tornado have in common? A: There's a lot of blowing and sucking, then you lose your house.
Q: Ten shepherds out in the sheep field. How do you know which one's gay?
A: He's the one the sheep fuck!
(I'm gay, and I know this joke is demeaning and inappropriate, but I still think it's funny as a 2-inch penis.)
A redhead tells her blonde stepsister, "I slept with a Puerto Rican!"
Then the blonde replies, "OMG, you dirty little slut! How many is a Puerto Rican?"
What's the difference between a gay man and a hairline?
The hairline is way straighter.
Why won't an atheist convert to the religion of Islam? Because being on the sex offender list is the only requirement to be a Muslim according to the Arabic religion of Islam.
What's 1 + 1? For some people, it's 1 #unibrow.
A blonde went to an HIV test. When she came back, she said, “The doctors say that I’m all positive!”
I hate straight people.
What do you call a flat-chested emo?
A chopping board.
Your mom is fat, oh yeah, oh yeah, uh, uhhh.
I wish the grass in my back lawn was emo, because then it would cut itself.
Q: How do you know you're at a gay barbecue? A: All the hot dogs taste like shit.
The school shooter points the gun at the emo kid. While the shooter tries to shoot him, the emo kid dodges the bullets like in the Matrix and takes the gun away from the shooter and shoots himself.
How do you win an argument against an emo kid?
Give him a gun, he'll just shoot himself.
An emo girl dyed her hair red.
Where does her hairline start? Her wrist.
What is Mexican's favorite food? A taco.
Don't ever try to give an emo kid a high five. They'll just leave you hanging.
You're gay.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Answer: Special forces.
I told my mom I'm happy and she said: "I didn't know you were gay."