Stereotype jokes
Who says “white men can't jump?” They certainly did when the twin towers were falling.
Why can't you play Uno with Mexicans? They steal all the green cards.
What's the difference between Mexicans and stoners? Stoners actually have papers.
What does an apple and a lawyer have in common?
They both look good hanging from a tree.
What do you call a sophisticated American?
A Canadian.
A German, an Australian, and a Mexican are on a plane. They say that they can tell where they are by sticking their hands out of the pane.
The German sticks his hand out and says, "We are in Germany." The others ask, "How do you know?" The German says, "Because it's so cold."
Then the Australian sticks his hand out and says, "We are in Australia." The others ask, "How do you know?" He replies, "Because it's so warm."
Then the Mexican sticks his hand out and back in. He says, "We are in Mexico." The others ask, "How do you know?" He says, "Because my watch is gone."
What do you call a German lesbian?
A krautmuncher.
A drunk walks into a bar and says, "All lawyers are assholes!" A guy at the other end of the bar says, "I resent that!" The drunk says, "Why, are you a lawyer?" and the other guy says, "No, I'm an asshole!"
Chinese kid was born before the due date. Parents name him "Sudden Lee."
Kid: Hey, what’s black and sneaky!
Social studies teacher: Harriet Tubman.
What do computers and white kids have in common? They don't have trouble shooting.
What do you call two Mexicans fighting? Juan on Juan.
Why can't Indians play football? Because every time they take a corner, they make a shop.
Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?
Because they don't want to be mistaken as feminists.
Why do Priests like playing the violin? They get to finger A minor.
How do you win an argument against an emo?
Kick the chair!
What do you call a Muslim guy in a bathtub?
A bath bomb 💣
How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?
Trick question, feminists don't change anything.
Q: How are Asians like a box of chocolates?
A: Either way they'll kill your dog.
What do you call a white guy with a 10 inch cock?
Asleep. Because that motherfucker's dreaming.