Stereotype jokes
If an emo kid and the quiet kid had a fight, the quiet kid would win because the emo kid would hang himself to death.
What do you call a fat, lazy person who smokes weed? A baked potato.
Why can't women just shut the fuck up! I hate women. They need to know their place and stay in the kitchen and be baby makers...
Why won't an atheist convert to the religion of Islam? Because being on the sex offender list is the only requirement to be a Muslim according to the Arabic religion of Islam.
What are wheelchair users experts at?
Being lazy.
What is a kidnapper's favorite shoe?
White vans.
Germany does a backflip. America: What is happening?
France: Want a baguette?
USSR: Help!
Yo mama so fat, when she touched the stairs, it said, "To be continued!"
What's the difference between emo people and normal people? Normal people have wrists.
Why can't Mexicans play Uno? Because they steal all of the green cards.
What’s an emo kid's favorite wood working tool? A chop saw!
How many heterosexual men does it take to change a lightbulb in heaven?
Both of them.
Why do emo people cry?
Because they're emo!
Ahahahah.
At what point does a joke become a dad joke?
When it disappears and never returns home.
How many emos does it take to fix a lightbulb?
None, because they just cry in the darkness.
Midget
Russians be like: "bfddrhnnkhsaxbjk speak English!"
What phone do midgets use?
A MICROphone.
Did you know all Canadians have the same blood type?
They all have blood "eh."
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
*slaps* "We ask ze questions!"