Stereotype jokes
Yo mama is so ugly, she made dirt look like a supermodel.
That autistic kid having sex for the first time:
"U The Hips, U The Hips!"
What is a redneck virgin?
A seven-year-old that can run faster than her brothers.
What’s an emo kid's favorite wood working tool? A chop saw!
Yo mama is so Jewish that pennies run away from getting pinched by her.
As a Samoan i caann confirm that were only have a couple sides of us mad funny angry and dedicated
Teach a Scouser to fish and he can eat for a day.
Give him the rod and he will stick it in your letterbox and nick your car keys!
Why don’t Indians play soccer?
Cos every time they get a corner, they open a shop.
Q: How many men does it take to open up a beer?
A: None. It should be opened by the time she brings it in.
How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they just like hanging in the dark.
What did the drunk emo say to the bartender?
Nothing, she was hung over.
How many emos does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they just sit there and cry in the dark.
If a black person calls you a cracker, let them say it. You can say things they can't say, like, "Thanks for the warning, officer!"
Why did the blonde snort artificial sweetener?
She thought it was diet coke.
An Irishman walked past a bar.
Bitches be like "you're racist." You're right, and I'm gonna win.
What is the difference between a nun and a hooker?
One to trust and the other to thrust.
What makes Asians look like they're laughing at everyone? They're squinting before they hear the joke.
What time do Chinese people go to the dentist?
Tooth hurty (2:30).
Lesbian stands for:
L: Loving
E: Extra
S: Shitty
B: Bitches
I: I
A: Am attracted to
N: Nice girls.
Your mama so white that her first number was 911.