Stereotype jokes
You know how divers jump off a cliff and land in the water well...
Emos do that too, but when they jump, they don't land in the water.
What’s a downy's favorite song? Down Under.
Why did the emo step in front of a car? To get to the other side.
How do you get a discount off groceries?
Scan the emo kid's wrists.
Why was the Pakistani bomber angry? Since he got a pepperoni instead of a plain [pizza].
Emos are so predictable: sleep, eat, cut, repeat.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Alabama.
Alabama who?
Alabama your cousin.
Why do dwarfs love penis? It tickles their insides.
Yo momma!
Three boys are in the 4th grade; one is black, one is white, and the other is Hispanic. Who has the biggest penis?
The black one... he's 13!
I believe in a woman's right to choose...
...whether she wants to cook first and then clean or clean first and then cook.
How do Chinese people name their kids?
They throw a wok down the stairs.
Yo momma so fake, even Barbie got jealous of her!
What takes up 10 parking spaces? Five female drivers.
Who can jump the highest?
Emos, some of them are still falling.
Yo mama so Irish that she thought the Chicago Shamrox were a Quadball team.
Life is like a box of chocolates. It gets finished pretty quickly if you're a fat guy.
I would make a joke about fat people, but they already have enough on their plate.
I used to have a girlfriend who would argue with me a lot for no reason. I look at her feet and say to her, "Here is £15, give yourself a foot pedicure, then come back to me. It clearly shows you have man feet. You are a woman; you should have woman feet. No wonder you boss me around too much as if you're the man of the house."