Q: What's the difference between a knife and a woman arguing?
A: A knife has a point.
Q: What's the difference between a knife and a woman arguing?
A: A knife has a point.
What do you call a German lesbian?
A krautmuncher.
Kid: Hey, what’s black and sneaky!
Social studies teacher: Harriet Tubman.
There is a lot of difference between a man and a woman saying, "I went through a whole box of tissues watching that movie."
Two priests are pulled over by the police. One priest asks the cop what the reason for pulling them over is. The cop says, "We are looking for two child molesters." The priest look at each other and tell the cop they'll do it.
Why are Indians such good actors?
Most of them are phone scammers.
What do you call a group of emos?
Limited Edition.
Why are lesbians bad at math?
Because they can't multiply.
Like this if one of your family members is emo!
What do you call a rich Chinese man? Ching Ching.
Name something you practiced kissing on as a kid.
Sister. SWEET HOME ALABAMA!