Stereotype jokes
Q: How are Asians like a box of chocolates?
A: Either way they'll kill your dog.
what do you call a white person having a seizure?
a vanilla shake.
What do you call a redneck on fire?
A fire cracker.
A Chinese couple had a black baby and named him Sum Ting Wong.
Yo mama so stupid she thinks Taco Bell is a Mexican phone company.
Why do heterosexual men and heterosexual women believe that bisexual men don't exist because male bisexuality doesn't exist? Because it doesn't cycle 🚲.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
My asian neighbors dinner.
I was going to tell a joke about emos in the sea, but it’s dead in the water.
How do you escape a French prison?
Yell angrily in German!
Did you hear about the Mexican train hijacker?
They say he had locomotives.
Q: What's the difference between a knife and a woman arguing?
A: A knife has a point.
What do you call an autistic kid coming to school with a gun?
Special Forces incoming!
Why is it that when I'm in school doing PE, it's fine for someone to say "boys against girls", but the moment I say "blacks against whites" I'm the bad guy?
What do you call two Mexicans in a sleeping bag?
A Twix.
Friend: How dark is your humor?
Me: It gets beat by the cops on a daily basis.
What do you call a rich Chinese man? Ching Ching.
Like this if one of your family members is emo!
What do you call a group of emos?
Limited Edition.
What is the coolest bath bomb for emos?
A toaster.
There is a lot of difference between a man and a woman saying, "I went through a whole box of tissues watching that movie."