Stereotype jokes
Friend: How dark is your humor?
Me: It gets beat by the cops on a daily basis.
A Chinese couple had a black baby and named him Sum Ting Wong.
Why do heterosexual men and heterosexual women believe that bisexual men don't exist because male bisexuality doesn't exist? Because it doesn't cycle 🚲.
Yo mama so stupid she thinks Taco Bell is a Mexican phone company.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
My asian neighbors dinner.
Memes
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I was going to tell a joke about emos in the sea, but it’s dead in the water.
How do you escape a French prison?
Yell angrily in German!
What do you call an autistic kid coming to school with a gun?
Special Forces incoming!
Q: What's the difference between a knife and a woman arguing?
A: A knife has a point.
What do you call two Mexicans in a sleeping bag?
A Twix.
How do you tell an Indian person from a Muslim?
Are you 7/11 or 9/11?
Why are Indians such good actors?
Most of them are phone scammers.
What do you call four black people in a sleeping bag?
A Kit Kat.
Why are lesbians bad at math?
Because they can't multiply.
What do you call a group of emos?
Limited Edition.
Like this if one of your family members is emo!
What is the coolest bath bomb for emos?
A toaster.
There is a lot of difference between a man and a woman saying, "I went through a whole box of tissues watching that movie."
What do you call a white girl having a seizure? A vanilla shake.
What do you call a rich Chinese man? Ching Ching.
