Stereotype jokes
What can a gay man with a physical disability do better than a heterosexual woman that doesn't have a physical disability?
Suck a big cock.
Now it's time to make fun of Asians.
What do you call an Asian eating jelly? Yellow Jell-O.
Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up?
'Cause they don't got balls to scratch.
Yo mama so stupid, she put a battery up her a** and said, "I GOT THE POWER!"
Girl, you must be a Muslim because you are only 5 years old, yet you know how to give great head.
Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?
So you can tell them apart from the feminists.
How do you find a black person in the dark without a flashlight?
Tell them a joke to make them smile.
How do you make a blond snowman? You can't, you have to hollow out the head.
Yo mama so stupid,
she thought DUNKIN' DONUTS was a basketball team.
What do you call a peso?
A wetback greenback.
Why can’t you play Uno with Mexicans?
Because they steal all the green cards!
You know what's the most awkward situation in the world? A rapper with erectile dysfunction.
If I went out with a dwarf, when I pick them up, I'll say, "Wassup short?"
Did you hear about the emo kid in a wheelchair? Exactly.
Emos,
They're always a cut above the rest.
I have fuck and sex with all the sexy naked ladies and they suck my balls (penis), but you ain't have no girlfriend. Your only friend, they call him ching chong coz of your hairline.
Why won't an American atheist convert to the religion of Islam in the city of Dearborn, Michigan?
Because being on the sex offender list is the only requirement to be able to join a mosque in the city of Dearborn, Michigan.
What do you call a triggered white kid?
A school shooter!
When the emo kid looks at you and says, "Fuck you," run!
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat!