Stereotype jokes
What has two wings and an arrow?
A Chinese telephone. "Wing Wing Arrow!"
You know how divers jump off a cliff and land in the water well...
Emos do that too, but when they jump, they don't land in the water.
Yo mama is so fat, she falls off both sides of the bed.
A Chinese, Japanese, South Korean, and North Korean all walk into a bar.
The Landlord says, "Why the same faces, lads?"
Teacher: How much is a gram?
Tyronne: Uhmm, depends on what you need.
What do you call a horde of Autistic kids?
A zombie Apocalypse!
Uuuuuuhhhhhhhhh🧟
Q: What do kidnappers and rapists have in common?
H: It's similar to shoes.
A: White Vans.
Once a blonde, always a blonde. 😂
My hairline may be straight, but I’m not.
Why do people think that monsters are scary? Cuz they are so stupid.
Women are only for sex!
They are good for cooking and sex!
Nothing but those things.
That awkward moment when a fat kid says, “That’s how I roll.”
Q: How do you know if a gang of Chinese people robbed your house?
A: All the rice is gone.
What’s a downy's favorite song? Down Under.
I wasn't going to tell another emo joke, but I didn't want to leave anyone hanging.
Q. How does an emo scratch an itch? A. With a razor blade.
"Float like a cracker, sting like a beaner!"
What is an emo's favorite movie?
The Suicide Squad.
Big Dolly Parton hair, like an 80s prom queen!
What will fall faster, an emo or an apple?
An apple, because the emo would get caught on the rope.