Stereotype jokes
Why do Indians like basketball?
Because Steph Curry plays it.
Q: What's the difference between a smart Russian and a unicorn?
A: Nothing, they're both fictional characters.
Yo mama is so Jewish that pennies run away from getting pinched by her.
Your mama is so fat. She gets winded just thinking about running.
What's the most emo name?
Carter.
I bet the emo kids are jealous when they go to a funeral.
How do you know you’re at a gay cookout? They’re putting your sausage between two buns.
What do you call a blond with half a brain? Gifted.
What do a blonde chick and a turtle both have in common?
When they're on their backs, they're screwed.
What do you call an emo with a knife?
A cutting board.
What falls quicker off a tree? The leaf or the emo?
The leaf, because the emo is stopped by the rope.
Yo mama so fat, she didn't just cross the border; she crossed ALL the borders.
Short version: Yo mama so fat she touches every border.
What is a Jamaican's idea of a balanced diet?
A joint in each hand.
Penis gay be like: among sussy, ding ding ding ding ding ding di di ding.
Imposter is SuS!?
Big Dolly Parton hair, like an 80s prom queen!
I'm a fat cow.
Girls' dreams: OMG, my crush kissed me!
Boys' dreams: I just got a dub, bro!
What’s the comparison of an emo and a highlighter?
You can pop their head off.
Have you ever wondered why you never see a gay guy in a wheelchair?
It’s hard to become a vegetable when you’re already a fruit.
Why can't Chinese people play baseball? They always eat the bat.