What do you call an autistic kid coming to school with a gun?
Special Forces incoming!
Q: What's the difference between a knife and a woman arguing?
A: A knife has a point.
What do you call a German lesbian?
A krautmuncher.
I was going to tell a joke about emos in the sea, but it’s dead in the water.
Kid: Hey, what’s black and sneaky!
Social studies teacher: Harriet Tubman.
How do you escape a French prison?
Yell angrily in German!
What do you call two Mexicans in a sleeping bag?
A Twix.
There is a lot of difference between a man and a woman saying, "I went through a whole box of tissues watching that movie."
Q: How are Asians like a box of chocolates?
A: Either way they'll kill your dog.
What do you call four black people in a sleeping bag?
A Kit Kat.
What is the coolest bath bomb for emos?
A toaster.
Two priests are pulled over by the police. One priest asks the cop what the reason for pulling them over is. The cop says, "We are looking for two child molesters." The priest look at each other and tell the cop they'll do it.
Why are Indians such good actors?
Most of them are phone scammers.
What do you call a group of emos?
Limited Edition.
Why are lesbians bad at math?
Because they can't multiply.
Like this if one of your family members is emo!
What do you call a rich Chinese man? Ching Ching.
You know how to get 10,000 followers? Run through Africa with a bottle of water.
An American and an Asian walk into a bar. What are your names? the bartender asks. The American says, "William Matthews." The Asian says, "Same Ting."
Name something you practiced kissing on as a kid.
Sister. SWEET HOME ALABAMA!
