Q: What's the difference between a knife and a woman arguing?
A: A knife has a point.
Stereotype Jokes
What do you call an autistic kid coming to school with a gun?
Special Forces incoming!
What do you call a German lesbian?
A krautmuncher.
I was going to tell a joke about emos in the sea, but it’s dead in the water.
Kid: Hey, what’s black and sneaky!
Social studies teacher: Harriet Tubman.
How do you escape a French prison?
Yell angrily in German!
What do you call two Mexicans in a sleeping bag?
A Twix.
What is the coolest bath bomb for emos?
A toaster.
What do you call a group of emos?
Limited Edition.
Like this if one of your family members is emo!
There is a lot of difference between a man and a woman saying, "I went through a whole box of tissues watching that movie."
What do you call four black people in a sleeping bag?
A Kit Kat.
Why are lesbians bad at math?
Because they can't multiply.
Why are Indians such good actors?
Most of them are phone scammers.
Q: How are Asians like a box of chocolates?
A: Either way they'll kill your dog.
What do you call a rich Chinese man? Ching Ching.
You know how to get 10,000 followers? Run through Africa with a bottle of water.
Name something you practiced kissing on as a kid.
Sister. SWEET HOME ALABAMA!
An American and an Asian walk into a bar. What are your names? the bartender asks. The American says, "William Matthews." The Asian says, "Same Ting."
My uncle can't walk straight. I think it's because he's gay.
