Stereotype jokes
Why can't two Chinese people have a white kid?
Two wongs don't make a white.
What do you call a FAT Man under 5'9"?
A JUMBO shrimp.
A Chinese couple had a black baby and named him Sum Ting Wong.
Chinese kid was born before the due date. Parents name him "Sudden Lee."
Q: How many emo kids will it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: None, they all sit in the dark and cry.
What do you call an Asian in a wheelchair? Sum Ting Wong.
What’s long and black?
The line at KFC.
If you have an emo kid army, they'll kill themselves before they get to the field.
What do you call a Chinese boy throwing poo?
Yung Flung Dung.
Q: What are women better than men at doing?
A: Winning arguments.
Q: What are men better than women at doing?
A: Winning swimming titles.
What makes Asians look like they're laughing at everyone? They're squinting before they hear the joke.
Spiderman needs to fight against the emos, new movie idea!
If they’re short and called Rose and born in June, they’re emo.
Stop making jokes about disabled people; they can’t stand up for themselves.
Why do Indians like basketball?
Because Steph Curry plays it.
What do a stripper and a coconut have in common? They both have a creamy center.
Why can't you ever see an emo?
They're too high to see.
What’s a downy's favorite song? Down Under.
What do a stool and an emo have in common?
They both sit still.
What is a kidnapper's favorite shoe?
White vans.