Stereotype jokes
Why do Indians hate snow?
Because it's white and all over their land.
One time, the quiet kid hacked the speakers in a school. Next thing you know, "Pumped Up Kicks" by Foster The People starts playing.
What is an Emo's favorite way to Cosplay?
Dress up as a piñata!
What do you call an emo who just crossed the road? Roadkill.
What do you call a black coconut?
A CoonConut.
What’s the only reason Emos drink?
To get hungover.
So little Johnny was on the bus, and the bus driver already hated him. So he started to talk to himself JUST loud enough for the bus driver to hear.
"If my dad was a bull, and my mom was a cow, that would make me... a little bull!"
"If my dad was a rooster, and my mom was a hen, that would make me... a little rooster!"
And by this point, the bus driver was fed up with him, so he said:
"Ok little Johnny, I got one for you: If your dad was a drunk, and your mom was a whore, what would that make you?"
Little Johnny smiled and said: "A bus driver!"
Alabama.
Every time there's a family reunion, a baby is born 9 months later.
In chess, why does the queen have more mobility than the king?
Because the chessboard looks like a kitchen floor.
Two Chinese men walk into a bar.
"Owwwwwwwwwww," they say instead of "ouch."
How many Polish people does it take to change a light bulb?
One. But you need 5000 Soviet troops in case he goes on strike!
How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Only Juan.
How many white guys does it take to screw a lightbulb?
None. They hire me to do it.
What do you call an Asian man flying a plane?
A pilot, you racist fuck!
Emos are dark people....
...So why are they all white?
Goths are even darker...
SO WHY ARE THEY WHITER!?
Why can't Chinese people play baseball?
Because they eat the bat.
I was in class doing sex education. We were learning about sexual stereotypes.
My teacher turns to the class and asks, "If anyone could tell him what a sexual stereotype was?"
So I raised my hand and said, "Asians have small penis." He looked at me and said, "Very good, but I was looking for a definition."
I was gonna make a joke about Mexicans but honestly, it crosses the line.
How do you get an emo kid out of a tree? Cut the rope.
Your mom's a whore, and so are you!