What do you call a woman who thinks she can do anything a man can do? Wrong.
What’s a pedophile’s favorite shoe? White vans.
An Aussie, an Asian, and a Frenchman are in a bar.
The Asian throws his whiskey in the air and shoots it. The Frenchman asks, "Why did you do that?" The Asian says, "There are plenty of them where we come from."
The Frenchman throws his champagne in the air and shoots it. Then the Aussie asks, "Why did you do that?" The Frenchman replies, "There are plenty of them where we come from."
The Aussie then throws his beer up in the air and shoots the Asian. Then the Frenchman asked, "Why did you do that?" The Aussie then replies, "There are plenty of them where we come from."
What did the Chinese family name their retarded kid? Something Wong.
People with Down syndrome have a specific skill only they have; they can give a blow job and talk to you while sounding exactly the same.
What do you call a rich Chinese man? Ching Ching.
Good sex sounds like a white man walking across the street with flip-flops on.
What kind of cigarettes does a hippie smoke?
Yours.
How do you know a hippie is on her period?
Her socks are missing.
How do you know she's off?
Her socks are tye-dye.
What do you call a pessimistic Mexican?
A Mexican't.
Why did the midget not go to bed?
He couldn't reach the bed.
How do you start an Ethiopian rave?
Stick toast to the ceiling.
What do you call a black man flying a plane?
A pilot, you racist bastard!
How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb? -- Just Juan.
I nailed my Jewish girlfriend so hard, she turned Christian.
Tell a woman she's beautiful a hundred times, and she won't believe you. Tell a woman she's fat once, and she will remember it for the rest of her life because elephants never forget.
If a woman sleeps with 10 men she's a slut, but if a man does it... He's gay, definitely gay.
Why do women have cleaner minds than men? Because they change theirs more often.
I asked a Scottish friend of mine how many sexual partners he'd had. He started counting, but fell asleep.
Wives are like grenades. Remove the ring and boom, the house is gone!
