What do you call a flat emo?
Cutting board.
Stereotype Jokes
How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.
Bro, I love hanging out with white people, it's either we play Yahtzee, or we playin' Nazi.
Do you know how to make 4 Albanians stand on a shoebox?
Just tell them that it floats.
What does a pizza and a Mexican have in common?
One can feed a family.
If you kill an emo, Is it an assist kill?
POV: You call the group of emos the "Suicide Squad."
Stephen Hawking's best subjects were Physics and Maths. His worst was P.E.
Emo
Boys eat Frito Bandito, but men eat Guido Bandito.
Transgenders! Men in disguise!
In a thick Russian accent:
"Let's buy some vodka, pollute the earth with oil, and make insecure nuclear power plants that break all the time! Ah, yes. The mother land. A great place to be. Not like those stupid Ukrainian people who are living happy lives, they are crazy and need to die."
Don't make fun of the emo kid, or he's gonna bring his friends and you gotta fight the Suicide Squad.
A joke becomes a dad joke when it leaves for milk and never comes back.
Yo mama so fat, when she ran... oh wait never mind.
Why do an emo's parents not let them cook, because they are afraid they will cut themselves?
What starts with a "v" and ends with a "k"? A veggie Karen.
Emo kids are so good at kicking football. I hear they have good hang time.
What do you call a surprised Chinese man?
Ho Lee Fuk.
An Eskimo was holidaying in New Zealand and while driving his rented car around the countryside it broke down. A bloke passing by offered to help, lifted the bonnet and said, "I know your problem, you blew a seal."
The Eskimo with a shocked expression retorted, "Yeah? Well you fuck sheep!"
