What do women and peanut butter have in common?
They're both easy to spread.
How do you confuse a blonde? Put it in a circle and tell it to sit in the corner.
How do you execute a retard?
The Electric Wheelchair.
A Lew runs into a wall, what does he break? His Nose.
A Mexican runs into a wall, what does he break? His lawn mower.
How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
5
4 to turn the table, and 1 to hold the bulb.
Why did the Canadian cross the road?
To say sorry to the other side.
How to Chinese people name their kids? - They roll down a coin down the staircase and it says, ching chang chong...
What do you call a fat Chinese man?
A double chinkey.
Spongebob is yellow, and he can't drive.
Must be Asian.
Why can't Helen Keller drive?
Because she's a woman.
Two blondes fell in a hole and one asked, "It's dark in here, isn't it?" and the other one says, "I don't know, I can't see."
Why are there no good Indian actors? Because all the good ones are trying to get your bank details over the phone.
Q: Why are gay people never late for their flight?
A: They get their shit packed the night before.
What do you call a blonde in the freezer?
Her parents named her Cindy, so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.
What do you call a midget with autism?
A weetard.
What's the difference between Mexicans and stoners? Stoners actually have papers.
We should stop taking the piss out of Asian people I mean they already have enough on their plates ... like cats and dogs
What do a coin and an Irish man have in common?
They're both fun to flip off.
Why do people not play Uno with Mexicans? Because they are always stealing the green cards.
Why are pirates called pirates? Because they arrrrrrrr!
