Stereotype jokes
What do ya call a group of emo kids hanging from a tree? Ornaments.
What did the blond say about the new iPhone?
Krabby Patty jizz sandwich.
Yesterday on the school bus my friend in front of me said she was 41% Irish and 15% Mexican.
Then my friend sitting next to me said, “Wow, almost half leprechaun!”
Then I said, “Yeah, and 15 percent wall climber!”
How do you get a discount off groceries?
Scan the emo kid's wrists.
What do you call a black person with a gun? Black ops.
How do you get the emo girl out of the tree?
You cut the rope.
Why don't Asian kids believe in Santa Claus?
Because they're the ones who made the toys.
What are the similarities between apples and emos?
They both hang from trees.
Why do midgets laugh while they run?
The grass tickles their balls.
Why can't Mexicans play Uno?
Because they take all the green cards.
Yo mama so fat, it took your dad eight years to come back with the milk.
You're so fat, when you say the n-word, boogers come out.
What did the Emo kid say to the other Emo kid?
Wait! Don’t leave me hangin’!
Why do people want their grass to be emo?
So the grass will cut itself.
Why do emos love jumping in water?
Because it involves a rope.
"Ohh wing wing."
What do you call an Arab flying a plane?
A pilot.
You racist fuck!
What do you call a white guy with a 10 inch cock?
Asleep. Because that motherfucker's dreaming.
Like if you know someone is emo and comment "emo🇷🇺."
Why can't Chinese people play baseball? They always eat the bat.