Stereotype jokes
How do you find out the price of an emo? You scan his barcode.
So, there was this kid, and he went to a store and said to a person there, "I'm emo." Then the person told the emo, "Why the hell are you here? Shouldn't you be hanging in a tree somewhere?"
The average French car has 7 gears, 6 of which are in reverse mode just in case the Germans come back.
If you take an emo kid grocery shopping.
You get to scan their wrists for discounts!
The emo kid went for a high five. People say he's still hanging.
Quiet kid reaches down and class starts running.
Quiet kid: What's wrong? Pulling out my...
What do you call a gay man with a thicc ass?
Fruit cake.
We need to stop with all the discrimination here! I don’t discriminate! I love all races, even the bad ones, I’m a fan of all genders, even the fake ones, and am a fan of all nationalities, even the alien kinds.
What do you call two emos in a chemistry lab?
My Chemical Romance.
What do you call a flat emo kid?
A cutting board.
Two emos are dating, and the most romantic thing they have ever done is slit each other's wrists.
Your mom.
Why can’t Jesus be born in West Virginia?
Because they couldn’t find three wise men or a virgin.
Why do emo kids not jump?
They're still in the sky.
What did the kid say to the emo?
"Don't leave me hanging!"
Emo people are like other emo people, they're emo. Laugh now or I'll cut your eyes out. Tee hee!
Emos are so predictable: sleep, eat, cut, repeat.
Why don’t violists play hide and seek?
Because no one will look for them.
Why was Huggy Wuggy not able to hug Cody’s mom?
Because she was so fat he couldn’t fit his arms around her.
Why are emos like paper?
They cut easily.