Stereotype jokes
How do you know an abo robbed your house?
The bins (trash cans) are empty and the dog is pregnant.
How many emos does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they just sit there and cry in the dark.
What's the most played game in Africa? Hunger Games.
Why was the emo person dead inside?
Because I stole their insides.
You know what's the most awkward situation in the world? A rapper with erectile dysfunction.
"Boiled ham" is what you call a dead Russian.
What happened when the emo went through the self-checkout?
Two beeps went off.
How to become a monkey?
Put a red dot on your forehead.
Women in general are jokes.
Gay gang.
You know I would make a deaf joke, but I don't think they would hear it.
Why can’t the emo play in trees? They’ll leave ‘em hanging.
For all those Simpsons fans out there, this one I'm sure you know:
Abe: "It's rotten being old. No one listens to you."
Lisa: "It's awful being a kid. No one listens to you."
Homer: "I'm a white male, aged 18-49. Everyone listens to me--no matter how dumb my suggestions are."
What do you call a triggered white kid?
A school shooter!
The priest is gay.
Yo mama so fat that when she went out in high heels, she came back in flip flops.
Why did the black lady give the IRS a mason jar full of watermelon seeds?
Tax credit.
Why did the polack try writing a letter with his dick?
Because he didn't have a pen to write with.
I saw an emo kid that got a haircut today. But instead of saying “Like ya cut, g” and slapping the neck, I slapped the wrist and said “Like ya cut’s g”.
Why do black men have nightmares?
Because the only one that had a dream got shot.
Your mother.