Stereotype jokes

Yo mama's so fat that when Legolas killed her, Gimli counted her for two.

Why did the planes crash into the Twin Towers?

Women were flying the plane.

Why do emos have friends?

So they can hang with each other.

You know how divers jump off a cliff and land in the water well...

Emos do that too, but when they jump, they don't land in the water.

An emo kid in a leaf falls from a tree. Who falls first? Delete the rope, stop the emo.

I don't see why people say emo kids never hangout.

What do you call a YouTuber? A virgin.

My cousin said being gay was such a pain in the ass and I asked him why and I said, "Cuz you get buttfucked?" and he said, "No, I get made fun of." and I said, "Why? Cuz you get buttfucked?" and he said, "No, turd." Then I said, "Wow, at least I'm not the one with real pains in my ass, bro."

What do you call a group of emos?

The Suasied Squid.

What do you call a flat emo?

Cutting board.

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Bro, I love hanging out with white people, it's either we play Yahtzee, or we playin' Nazi.

Do you know how to make 4 Albanians stand on a shoebox?

Just tell them that it floats.

What does a pizza and a Mexican have in common?

One can feed a family.

If you kill an emo, Is it an assist kill?

POV: You call the group of emos the "Suicide Squad."

Stephen Hawking's best subjects were Physics and Maths. His worst was P.E.

Emo

Boys eat Frito Bandito, but men eat Guido Bandito.

Transgenders! Men in disguise!