Stephen

Stephen jokes

Why did the people think Stephen Hawking was disrespectful?

'Cause he didn't stand up for the national anthem.

What's the difference between Stephen and a car? A car loses oil, Stephen loses the ability to walk.

Why was Stephen Hawking's wife mad at him?

She caught him having an affair with his shoulder.

Stephen Hawking is such a bad role model for our kids.

He only ever looks one way when crossing the street.

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