Stephen

Stephen jokes

What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the Statue of Liberty? The statue stands for something.

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  • How are Stephen Hawking and Kaepernick so much alike? They both don’t stand for the national anthem.

    How Stephen Hawking died: he drove too far away from the wall and the cord got unplugged.

    Why is Stephen Hawking in hell?

    He couldn't get his wheelchair up the stairway to heaven.

    Stephen Hawking's death was simply an accident. He pressed power off instead of sleep mode.

    What if Stephen Hawking was the Real Slim Shady, but no one knew because he couldn't stand up?

    Stephen Hawking has enough money to stand up, but can’t grab the money.

    Why didn’t Stephen Hawking go to heaven? Because it’s a staircase, not a ramp.