Why is Stephen Hawking a bad husband?
Because he doesn't stand up for his wife.
Why is Stephen Hawking a bad husband?
Because he doesn't stand up for his wife.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Windows didn’t update in time.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the Statue of Liberty? The statue stands for something.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
The Windows XP log out sound.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire? "HOT WHEELS"
Why is Stephen Hawking in hell?
He couldn't get his wheelchair up the stairway to heaven.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Someone unplugged the router.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He lost WiFi connection.
What if Stephen Hawking was the Real Slim Shady, but no one knew because he couldn't stand up?
Stephen Hawking died because he turned off his VPN.
Stephen Hawking has enough money to stand up, but can’t grab the money.
Stephen Hawking died because his wheelchair couldn’t run Windows 10.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite food?
His shoulder.