I heard he's doing a revival tour next month, it's called Stephen Hawking unplugged.
Stephen Hawkins died crossing the road, he was hit by a Universal Serial Bus.
Stephen Hawkins died because his wife misunderstood him when he said "My Windows Needs Updating" she had the double glazing removed and he fell out and died.
In a cruel twist of Irony Stephen Hawkins Favourite song was "I've got the power".
You know what really grinds my gears? Robots and liars...for example that Stephen Hawking fella..he sure looks and sounds like a robot!! And a major liar too! If he wanted to show me how smart he really was he would have figured out how to get up out of that four wheeler and tell me how smart he is!!!!!
dont worry stephen hawking isnt dead. they have just got to copy and paste his memory onto a usb.
Where did Stephen Hawking go when he wanted to get drunk? The Genius Bar.
Stephen Hawking never wrote a book... it was a Dragon who was naturally speaking.
What happened the night Stephen Hawking came home wasted? Nothing.. wife couldn’t tell.
Stephen Hawking tried joining some music bands but all of them rejected him.. except Daft Punk.
Stephen Hawking was an unfaithful man.. he had an affair with Alexa.
Stephen Hawking's death was purely accidental. He clicked “shut-down” instead of “sleep”.
What did Stephen hawking say on the stairway to heaven?
Oh fuck I can’t get up them
I heard Microsoft got charged, why They couldn’t reboot Stephen Hawking
what do you call a gay scientist? stephen hawqueen.
why does stephen hawking have the voice of an angel... because on one has ever heard an angel talk.
Now that Stephen Hawking is dead the jokes will start to roll in just like he used to.
Who did Stephen call when he crsshed.....The geek squad
What is Stephen Hawking favourite type of basketball
Dribble
In about ten days Stephen Hawkings wheelchair is going to have its first and last service
