Have you ever stepped in Stephen hawking house? Nether has he.
How did Stephen Hawkins make it up the stair way to heaven? Well he didn’t they invented an elevator
How did Stephen Hawking please his woman? He uses a hard drive.
What’s Stephen Hawkins favourite shampoo and conditioner? Head and shoulders
What do you call Stephen Hawking on his period?
Mario Kart.
How does Stephen Hawking get clean?
He uses Tesco car wash.
How did Stephen Hawking die
Someone pulled his eithernet cable (he died of a blue screen)
Stephen Hawking died when he ran out of data for the month.
How did Stephen hawking actually die
He lost wi- fi conection
stephen hawking, more like ice cream
Stephen Hawking would be a bad Pokemon.
He'd always be paralyzed, and his only move would be tackle!
Stephen Hawking couldn't drink anything.
He'd break if he did.
I was submitting this joke and i realised. Stephen hawking couldnt.
It had the recaptcha im not a robot
Who's the best at musical chairs?
Stephen Hawking.
"Did you guys make sure Stephen was plugged in?"
HEY! You guys need to S T O P making Stephen Hawking jokes. He has done so much for the theoretical physics world and THIS is how you choose to repay him? All 653 of you should be ashamed of yourselves.
what does Stephen hawking eat?
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite snack?
Vegetables
How did stephen hawking die? Somebody threw an EMP at him
Stephen hawking is as broke as his legs
