What was the one test Stephen Hawking couldn't pass? The beep test.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? ... Because he pressed "shut down" instead of "sleep."
What has two arms and two legs but can’t walk or run?
Stephen Hawking.
Why did Stephen Hawking go out in the rain?
Stephen Hawking listens to the song "I Am Still Standing" and cries to himself.
Stephen Hawking didn't die, he got sucked up by the black hole then got sent to the large charger in the sky.
Stephen Hawking died because he lost Wi-Fi connection.
Guy 1: What's your favorite vegetable?
Guy 2: Stephen Hawking.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He didn't have enough room for any more RAM on his motherboard. I feel so bad for saying that!
How did Stephen Hawking die?
His core i5 Overheated. XD
Why did people take Stephen Hawking's to the hospital when we should have took him to Curry's PC World?
Why is Stephen Hawking so square headed? Because he forgot to shut Minecraft down!
It was not a hijack, it was Stephen Hawking.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite crisps?
Microchips 😂
"Actions speak louder than words."
This doesn't apply to Stephen Hawking, however...
Why is Stephen Hawking going to hell, not heaven? Because it's a stairway to heaven, not a ramp.
Stephen's not dead; his WiFi is slow.
What was Stephen Hawking's favourite toy as a child?
Hot Wheels
Why did Stephen Hawking and his wife stop playing hide and seek? She kept using a metal detector.
Who did Stephen Hawking love more than anyone else?
His wife, "Eye," who was also bad at running.
