Guy 1: What's your favorite vegetable?
Guy 2: Stephen Hawking.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
His core i5 Overheated. XD
why did people take Stephen hawking`s to the hospital when we should of took him to curry`s pc wold
Why is Stephen Hawking so square headed? Because he forgot to shut Minecraft down!
It was not a hijack, it was Stephen Hawking.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite crisps?
Microchips 😂
"Actions speak louder than words."
This doesn't apply to Stephen Hawking however...
Why is Stephen Hawking going to hell, not heaven? Because it's a stairway to heaven, not a ramp.
Stephen's not dead; his WiFi is slow.
What was Stephen Hawking's favourite toy as a child?
Hot Wheels
Who did Stephen Hawking love more that anyone else?
His Wife, "Eye" who was also bad at running.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite snake?
Microchips.
Stephen Hawking got an engine swap with a Nissan 350Z, and they said his wheelchair wasn't street legal :/
Stephen Hawking died because he was too far away from the Wi-Fi router.
Stephen Hawking had a heart attack the year before his death.
They took him to PC World for repairs.
It's okay to tell a Stephen Hawking joke if there are stairs in your house he can't get to you. Plus, he shut himself down, so it's all good :)
Stephen Hawking's not dead, he is just in airplane mode.
Shut the hell up with all these Stephen Hawking jokes, hahah. I wanna kms.
Why was Stephen Hawking late to the NASA meeting?
He couldn't get up the kerb.
Stephen only died because his wife tripped over the power cord.
