It was not a hijack, it was Stephen Hawking.
What is Stephen Hawkings favourite crisps
Micro chips 😂
"Actions speak louder than words."
This doesn't apply to Stephen Hawking however...
Why is Stephen Hawking going to hell, not heaven? Because it's a stairway to heaven, not a ramp.
Stephens Not Dead his WiFi is slow
What was Stephen Hawking's favourite toy as a child?
Hot Wheels
Who did Stephen Hawking love more that anyone else?
His Wife, "Eye" who was also bad at running.
Whats Stephen Hawking's favorite snake
Microchips
Stephen Hawking got an engine swap with a Nissan 350Z, and they said his wheelchair wasn't street legal :/
Stephen Hawking died because he was too far away from the Wi-Fi router.
Stephen Hawking had a heart attack the year before his death.
They took him to PC World for repairs.
It's okay to tell a Stephen Hawking joke if there are stairs in your house he can't get to you. Plus, he shut himself down, so it's all good :)
Stephen Hawking's not dead, he is just in airplane mode.
shut the hell up with all these stephen hawking jokes hahah i wanna kms
Why was Stephen Hawking late to the NASA meeting?
He couldn't get up the kerb.
Stephen only died because his wife tripped over the power cord.
Have you ever stepped in Stephen hawking house? Nether has he.
How did Stephen Hawking make it up the stairway to heaven?
Well, he didn’t; they invented an elevator.
How did Stephen Hawking please his woman? He uses a hard drive.
What’s Stephen Hawkins favourite shampoo and conditioner? Head and shoulders
