Stephen

Stephen jokes

Why was Stephen Hawking a bad influence towards kids? Because he couldn’t stand for anything.

What is the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie-talkie? He doesn't walkie or talkie.

Stephen Hawking went bankrupt after he found out somebody in his house was costing him way too much money on electricity bills.

He just couldn’t figure out who.

There are days I feel really bad for my Wife. She has to feed me in the same place I take a dump.

She really hates it when I spit my food back out.

Why did Stephen Hawking die?

He drove too far away from the power point/modem.

Why couldn't Stephen Hawking pass? Because he couldn't pass "I'm not a robot" test.

Stephen Hawking is the fastest footballer ever--he could just charge up the Left Wing!