Stephen Hawkins jokes
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite childhood song? "The wheels on the chair go round and round....."
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
His Windows update wasn't available.
Yes, Stephen Hawking is alive.
YEET!
Did you walk up Stephen Hawking's drive?
Don’t worry, he didn’t either.
Stephen Hawking:
Q: Who Made Stephen Hawkins' Wheel Chair?
A:) Tesla
What does it say on Stephen Hawking's grave?
"Rust in peace."
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He lost WiFi connection.
Stephen Hawking's death was simply an accident. He pressed power off instead of sleep mode.
Why did Stephen Hawking's wife get annoyed with him?
He had an affair with Alexa.
What do you call someone that looks like Stephen Hawkins and is a space head? Byron Davey.
Stephen Hawking isn't actually dead. He is just having an update.
If Stephen Hawking had a FIFA card, he would have 99 dribble.
What was Stephen Hawking's last meal?
His left shoulder.
Why did Stephen Hawkins die? They unplugged the WiFi.
Stephen Hawking drove too far away from the wall and unplugged himself.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
- They see me rolling.
Why didn't Stephen Hawking cross the road?
Because he rolled over to the other side!
I guess you could say Stephen Hawking is a dead meme.
I knocked on Stephen Hawking's door, but nobody answered...
All I got was "error 404 page not found."
When Stephen Hawking died, he saw the stairway to Heaven.
He thought to himself, "Oh God, this is awkward!"