Stephen Hawkins jokes
I was bullying Stephen Hawking. I told him, "Why not stand up for yourself?"
Stephen Hawking: one hp (Fortnite)
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and a refrigerator?
The fridge actually runs.
I didn’t know Stephen Hawking died. Oh god, it must have been when I disconnected the Wi-Fi!
Have you ever walked in to Stephen Hawking's house?
No, neither has he.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words? "System failure."
What does Stephen Hawking say after sex? That was wheely good.
How did Stephen Hawking make it up the stairway to heaven?
Well, he didn’t; they invented an elevator.
What’s Stephen Hawkins favourite shampoo and conditioner?
Head and shoulders.
How is Stephen Hawking dead?
His Windows shit down.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite childhood song? "The wheels on the chair go round and round....."
Stephen Hawking:
Q: Who Made Stephen Hawkins' Wheel Chair?
A:) Tesla
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He lost WiFi connection.
What do you call someone that looks like Stephen Hawkins and is a space head? Byron Davey.
Stephen Hawking isn't actually dead. He is just having an update.
If Stephen Hawking had a FIFA card, he would have 99 dribble.
Why did Stephen Hawkins die? They unplugged the WiFi.
I guess you could say Stephen Hawking is a dead meme.
I knocked on Stephen Hawking's door, but nobody answered...
All I got was "error 404 page not found."
When Stephen Hawking died, he saw the stairway to Heaven.
He thought to himself, "Oh God, this is awkward!"