What happens to Stephen Hawking when he logs in to his account on Google when it says, "I am not a robot?"
Stephen Hawkins Jokes
I was bullying Stephen Hawking. I told him, "Why not stand up for yourself?"
Stephen Hawking: one hp (Fortnite)
Why did Stephen Hawking die? Because he got bummed too hard in the shower.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? Because he's slightly ginger.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and a refrigerator?
The fridge actually runs.
Some say Stephen Hawking was a genius, but I never heard him say anything intelligent.
I didn’t know Stephen Hawking died. Oh god, it must have been when I disconnected the Wi-Fi!
Have you ever walked in to Stephen Hawking's house?
No, neither has he.
Have you ever stepped foot in Stephen Hawking's house? 'Cause he hasn't either.
What happens when Stephen Hawking dies? Windows plays the shutdown music.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words? "System failure."
What does Stephen Hawking say after sex? That was wheely good.
Do you think Stephen Hawking could ever plug his Instagram or anything?
Did you know Stephen Hawking died in a game? The game was Happy Wheels.
How did Stephen Hawking make it up the stairway to heaven?
Well, he didn’t; they invented an elevator.
What’s Stephen Hawkins favourite shampoo and conditioner?
Head and shoulders.
Why did Stephen Hawking's wife leave him? She was sick of buying triple A batteries.
Stephen Hawking couldn't make it to Heaven because there were stairs, so he rolled down to Hell.
How is Stephen Hawking dead?
His Windows shit down.