Stephen Hawking was one of the best scientists ever. Now he's walking up the steps of he... No, he's not walking up the steps of heaven.
My phone was at 10%, and my friend said it better not shut down like Stephen Hawking.
Stephen Hawking died crossing the road. He was hit by a Universal Serial Bus.
Stephen Hawking died because his wife misunderstood him when he said, "My Windows Needs Updating." She had the double glazing removed, and he fell out and died.
In a cruel twist of irony, Stephen Hawking's favorite song was "I've Got the Power."
If Stephen Hawking was so fucking smart, why hasn't he learned to walk yet?
What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawking in a house fire.
Stephen Hawkins and his wife Siri’s favourite place to eat is meals on wheels😂
What's Stephen Hawking's wife called? Wendy.
