Avengers: Endgame jokes
They told me Avengers: Endgame was going to be 3 hours long, but honestly? I felt like it was over in a SNAP!
I wonder if Stephen Hawking has ever watched Avengers: Endgame... Oh wait, he can't.
Why did half of the world not see Avengers: Endgame?
Because half of them were Thanos snapped in Avengers: Infinity War.
What's an orphan's favorite Spiderman movie?
"Spiderman: No Way Home."
It's all fun and games until someone fails at becoming Superman.
What's Thanos' favorite game?
Half-life.
If an orphan was Spiderman, which movie would he be in?
"No Way Home."
If Iron Man and Quicksilver teamed up,
They would be alloys.
Me and Who?

