Avengers: Endgame jokes

They told me Avengers: Endgame was going to be 3 hours long, but honestly? I felt like it was over in a SNAP!

I wonder if Stephen Hawking has ever watched Avengers: Endgame... Oh wait, he can't.

Why did half of the world not see Avengers: Endgame?

Because half of them were Thanos snapped in Avengers: Infinity War.

What's an orphan's favorite Spiderman movie?

"Spiderman: No Way Home."

What's Thanos' favorite game?

Half-life.

If Iron Man and Quicksilver teamed up,

They would be alloys.