Avengers: Endgame jokes

They told me Avengers: Endgame was going to be 3 hours long, but honestly? I felt like it was over in a SNAP!

I wonder if Stephen Hawking has ever watched Avengers: Endgame... Oh wait, he can't.

Why did half of the world not see Avengers: Endgame?

Because half of them were Thanos snapped in Avengers: Infinity War.

What's an orphan's favorite Spiderman movie?

"Spiderman: No Way Home."

It's all fun and games until someone fails at becoming Superman.

If an orphan was Spiderman, which movie would he be in?

"No Way Home."

If Iron Man and Quicksilver teamed up,

They would be alloys.

Q) What do you call Iron Man when he can't swim?

A) Robert Drowney Jr.