I'll tell you a good joke. Stephen Hawking went for a walk.
If Stephen Hawking was a boxer he would roll with the punches.
Stephen Hawking was a bit of a hardcase. He didn't let people push him around.
so, stephen hawking walks into a bar, wait he cant.
What does steven Hawking put his food in? A microwave
Stephen Hawking was incredible at poker, had no tell whatsover.
What motorway lane does stephen hawking use? Hard shoulder
A woman asked Stephen Hawking to dance and he replied I'm not much good, I have two left feet. Then how about Karaoke ? To which he replied. I have two left throats.
Knock knock. Who's there ? Steven. Can't you read it says No Hawking.
Trystan Leonard is going out with Katelynn O'toole
My PC
What was Stephen Hawkings favourite movie ? Cabbage Patch Kids.
For Sale. Wheel chair. One careful owner. No longer needed.
Heard Stephen Hawking is in a new movie and that the theme tune is absolutely banging- think the opening line goes something like “they see me rolling, they hating”
Why was Stephen hawking late to the NASA meeting He couldn't get up the kerb
Steven hawking is the fastest footballer ever-he could just charge up the Left Wing
what was Stephen Hawking's favourite song?
Deja Vu
i ate all of your mommys orphans
what did stephen hawking say when trying to talk to a reporter, beep boop beep beep boop.
come on guys this is nasty he was my uncle ffs :(
