Stephen Hawking jokes
What did Stephen Hawking's wife say to him when he came home drunk? Nothing... she couldn't tell.
Why couldn't Stephen Hawking go to Heaven?
Because there were stairs.
Now touring: Stephen Hawking unplugged.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his wife changed the WiFi password, because he was having an affair with his shoulder.
What do you call someone that looks like Stephen Hawkins and is a space head? Byron Davey.
Why did your mum touch me? Because she was a pedo.
What is Stephen Hawking's favourite music?
Rock and roll.
Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house? Don't worry, he hasn't neither.
Where was Stephen Hawking during the house fire?
The top of the stairs.
Why did Stephen Hawking fall over?
'Cause he had a screw loose!
Someone booted Stephen Hawking offline. Maybe next time he will stand for the pledge/anthem.
Stephen Hawking can pass any test, but there's one test he can't pass. It is the PACER test.
Stephen Hawking isn't dead, he's just can't walk to the shop and get new batteries. 🙄
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite food? Meals on wheels.
Stephen Hawking died because he lost Wi-Fi connection.
He's not dead, his batteries have run out.
Why didn’t Stephen Hawking go to heaven?
He couldn’t climb the stairway.
Stephen Hawking + Computer = SMART!
Stephen Hawking + Shoulder = HUNGRY!
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
What did Stephen Hawking say when he rode a bike?
"Hey look...no hands...or legs!"