Stephen Hawking jokes
What’s better than Stephen Hawking?
Stephen walking.
I asked Stephen if he was an organ donor, and he said why.
I said, "That's a shame. I need parts for my go-cart."
Stephen Hawking died because he got hit by a RAM.
The reason he died is that they accidentally flipped the wrong light switch.
When Stephen Hawking entered Heaven and met with the Lord, after a short interview God asked: "Hey Stephen, I need you to explain to me how does all this stuff work?"
What went up but never came down?
Stephen Hawking's IQ.
Stephen Hawking isn't actually dead. He is just having an update.
Knock knock. Who's there? Stephen Hawking. Wheelie?
Did you hear he died of a virus? A computer virus.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a baby?
Both of their legs don't work.
The only reason Stephen Hawking died was because he saw the end.
Stephen Hawking walked to the shop.
I lied 😄
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his son wanted to charge their phone, so they unplugged him.
Is George gay...? Stephen Hawking approves.
Stephen Hawking did not die; he deleted himself.
What did Stephen Hawking love that couldn't move?
Himself, ps particularly his whole body. I was gonna say his legs, but then I remembered he was fully paralysed and was like shitttttttttttttttttttttttttttt.
Stephen Hawking walking, oops, he does not do that anymore.
He's not dead, his batteries have run out.
Stephen Hawking: like a cross between Nikola Tesla and... a Tesla.