Trystan Leonard is going out with Katelynn O'Toole.
My PC.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite dance move? The worm.
Where do you go when Steve Hawkins dies?
Microsoft.
Stephen Hawking said there is no God.
2018 God said there is no Stephen Hawking.
How do you kidnap Stephen Hawking?
Shut off his computer.
What does Stephen Hawking put his food in? A microwave.
If Stephen Hawking was a boxer, he would roll with the punches.
There were ten in the bed and the little one said... "Roll over..."
For sale: Wheelchair, one careful owner, no longer needed.
I can't walk, I can't talk, but I can drive a wheelchair.
Stephen Hawking is to wheelchairs like Uncle Ben is to rice.
Stephen Hawking was a bit of a hardcase. He didn't let people push him around.
Why is he called Stephen Hawking?
Because he is always trying to hawk up phlegm to clear his throat.
If you look up the word "wheelchair" in a dictionary, you will see a picture of Stephen Hawking.
Wipe your feet before entering, but in Stephen Hawking's case, it is "Wipe your wheels."
Knock knock. Who's there? Beep boop S.t.e.p.h.e.n beep boop H.a.w.k.i.n.g.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite line in Rambo?
"Don't push me."
If Carlsberg did wheelchairs...
What did Stephen Hawking say when he rode a bike?
"Hey look...no hands...or legs!"
