Knock knock. Who's there ? Steven. Can't you read it says No Hawking.
Did you hear about the car that turned into a wheelchair ?
How did Stephen Hawking Die? Is PC overheated
why did stephen hawking die ? he couldnt log in
When Stephen Hawking falls, who does he call, the ambulance or the technician?
What does Stephen Hawking press after he's had a hard day?
F5
His favorite drink was his dribble.
Someone booted Stephen Hawking offline. Maybe next time he will stand for the pledge/anthem.
I'm making a new movie, it's called "Veggie Tales." My star actor is Stephen Hawking.
Stand? Wait. No.
Why did Stephen Hawking cross the street?
He didn’t; he never did.
What was Stephen Hawking's last message before he died: "Server shutting down."
In 2011, Stephen Hawking said God didn’t exist.
In 2018, God said Stephen Hawking didn’t exist. xx 😂😂
What do you get when you light Stephen Hawking on fire? A fried PC.
What happened to Stephen Hawking after he reached Heaven?
Nothing yet. He is still struggling to get up the stairway to Heaven.
How does Stephen Hawking get clean?
He uses Tesco car wash.
Stephen Hawking: like a cross between Nikola Tesla and... a Tesla.
How would Stephen Hawking get rid of the police?
Go to the junkyard.
What motorway lane does Stephen Hawking use?
Hard shoulder.
Stephen Hawking was incredible at poker, he had no tell whatsoever.
