Stephen Hawking jokes
Where would you take Stephen Hawking if he dies, the funeral directors or PC World?
Why did Stephen Hawking die? He lost WiFi connection.
What was Stephen Hawking's pet?
A hawk.
I'm not sure how I'm going to get to Heaven.
God had not built a ramp yet... or an escalator.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels.
Stephen Hawking had a high I.Q., but still had to learn how to be disabled.
The fact that "Hawkins" rhymes with "walking" and "talking," yet he could never do any of them.
At least Stephen Hawking could go on a pub crawl.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He drove too far away from the power point/modem.
What’s Stephen Hawking's favorite song? Head, Shoulders, Knees, and Toes.
When we die we get sent to heaven, but when Stephen Hawking died, he was sent to the cloud.
Did you hear how Stephen Hawking died? He lost WiFi connection.
It was not a hijack, it was Stephen Hawking.
Stephen Hawking walked into a bar.
Oh, is that how he ended up in a wheelchair?
What did Stephen Hawking's wife say to him when he came home drunk? Nothing... she couldn't tell.
In about ten days, Stephen Hawking's wheelchair is going to have its first and last service.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his wife changed the WiFi password, because he was having an affair with his shoulder.
What do you call someone that looks like Stephen Hawkins and is a space head? Byron Davey.
What is Stephen Hawking's favourite music?
Rock and roll.
How do we know Stephen is dying in hell?
There’s a stairway to heaven.