Stephen Hawking jokes
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite dance move? The worm.
Stephen Hawking died because he got unplugged from his Ethernet cord.
What does Stephen Hawking press after he's had a hard day?
F5
His favorite drink was his dribble.
What were Stephen Hawking's dying words?
"Restore factory settings."
Trystan Leonard is going out with Katelynn O'Toole.
So, Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Wait, he can't.
When Stephen Hawking falls, who does he call, the ambulance or the technician?
Why did Stephen Hawking die so soon?
Because his misses bought the wrong batteries.
Stephen Hawking said he wants other physicists to follow in his footsteps.
How do you kidnap Stephen Hawking?
Shut off his computer.
Stephen Hawking can pass any test, but there's one test he can't pass. It is the PACER test.
What does Stephen Hawking put his food in? A microwave.
Stephen Hawking talks by clicks. Two clicks is "hi," and five is "dab me up."
What did Stephen Hawking say when he died?
"Windows shut down sound."
How did Stephen Hawking die?
His PC overheated.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Cause he would never look both ways.
What college can Stephen Hawking not go to? Spelman University.
I can't walk, I can't talk, but I can drive a wheelchair.
For sale: Wheelchair, one careful owner, no longer needed.