Stephen Hawking jokes
What are the similarities between Stephen Hawking and a bull?
They both charge.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite crisps?
Microchips 😂
Stephen Hawking said he wants other physicists to follow in his footsteps.
Why did Stephen Hawking die so soon?
Because his misses bought the wrong batteries.
Stephen Hawking, rest in PC World.
Someone booted Stephen Hawking offline. Maybe next time he will stand for the pledge/anthem.
I'm making a new movie, it's called "Veggie Tales." My star actor is Stephen Hawking.
How does Stephen Hawking get clean?
He uses Tesco car wash.
What do you get when you light Stephen Hawking on fire? A fried PC.
Stand? Wait. No.
His favorite drink was his dribble.
Stephen Hawking, more like Stephens not walking.
When Stephen Hawking falls, who does he call, the ambulance or the technician?
Why did Stephen Hawking cross the street?
He didn’t; he never did.
What does Stephen Hawking press after he's had a hard day?
F5
What was Stephen Hawking's last message before he died: "Server shutting down."
In 2011, Stephen Hawking said God didn’t exist.
In 2018, God said Stephen Hawking didn’t exist. xx 😂😂
What happened to Stephen Hawking after he reached Heaven?
Nothing yet. He is still struggling to get up the stairway to Heaven.
What were Stephen Hawking's dying words?
"Restore factory settings."
Trystan Leonard is going out with Katelynn O'Toole.