Stephen Hawking

Stephen Hawking Jokes

Dance

A woman asked Stephen Hawking to dance, and he replied, "I'm not much good, I have two left feet."

"Then how about Karaoke?"

To which he replied, "I have two left throats."

Bit

Stephen Hawking was a bit of a hardcase. He didn't let people push him around.

Knock

Knock knock. Who's there? Beep boop S.t.e.p.h.e.n beep boop H.a.w.k.i.n.g.

Wheelchair

If you look up the word "wheelchair" in a dictionary, you will see a picture of Stephen Hawking.

Bike

What did Stephen Hawking say when he rode a bike?

"Hey look...no hands...or legs!"

Man

No, Stephen Hawking wasn't the first man to walk on the moon.

Account

What happens to Stephen Hawking when he logs in to his account on Google when it says, "I am not a robot?"

Throat

Why is he called Stephen Hawking?

Because he is always trying to hawk up phlegm to clear his throat.

Anthem

What is Stephen Hawking's favorite football anthem?

You'll Never Walk Alone.

Wheelchair

Can you really wheel my real wheelchair?

Try saying that over and over fast. Bit of a tongue twister.