Stephen Hawking jokes
Stephen Hawking never used a condom. He used a firewall.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He ran out of battery life.
Who is Stephen Hawking's wife?
The American Siri.
Why didn't Stephen Hawking cross the road?
Because he rolled over to the other side!
I moved all the Bibles to the fiction section because there is no God, as said Stephen Hawking in 2011, but in 2018, God said there was no Stephen Hawking.
The reason Stephen Hawkings died is probably because he fell off his wheelchair, and he must've pressed shut down by accident.
Stephen Hawking said there is no God.
2018 God said there is no Stephen Hawking.
Stephen landed at Tilted and got 199 pumped, he's 1 shot!
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Somebody threw an EMP at him.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Windows didn’t update in time.
What’s impossible?
Steven Walkings.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
His core i5 Overheated. XD
Guy 1: What's your favorite vegetable?
Guy 2: Stephen Hawking.
He might have been a Fortnite player. Respect him.
Stephen Hawking didn’t die naturally, his carer just forgot to put him on charge.
Where does Stephen Hawking get his computer fixed?
At PC World.
Where do you take Stephen Hawking when he dies?
The Apple repair store.
He had a song named after him: "They see me rolling."
Stephen only died because his wife tripped over the power cord.
Stephen Hawking didn't die, he got sucked up by the black hole then got sent to the large charger in the sky.