Stephen Hawking jokes
So Steven Hawking walks into a bar...
Just kidding!
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite football anthem?
You'll Never Walk Alone.
What happens when you say, "Hey Siri?"
Stephen Hawking answers.
How did Stephen Hawking die? He went in the rain! 😂😂😂
What was the last thing Stephen Hawking said before he died?
"Windows Shut Down."
He’s not dead, just his storage unit.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? His ethernet cable fell out.
For Stephen Hawking, why is being drunk and having his power shut out the same?
He blacks out.
Stephen Hawking robbed the Apple store looking for a charger.
Stephen Hawking had a heart attack the year before his death.
They took him to PC World for repairs.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite TV show?
Robot Wars.
Stephen Hawking didn’t die naturally, his carer just forgot to put him on charge.
Why did Stephen Hawking's wife leave him? She was sick of buying triple A batteries.
There were ten in the bed and the little one said... "Roll over..."
I heard he's doing a revival tour next month. It's called "Stephen Hawking Unplugged."
Stephen Hawking never used a condom. He used a firewall.
If Stephen Hawking had a heart attack, would he go to hospital or Curry's PC World?
The wheels on the wheelchair go round and round.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He tried to download a free version of Windows.
Stephen Hawking died because his screw fell out.