Stephen Hawking jokes
Stephen Hawking, more like ice cream!
Stephen Hawking died when he ran out of data for the month.
Why did Stephen Hawking die so soon?
Because his misses bought the wrong batteries.
How do you kidnap Stephen Hawking?
Shut off his computer.
Stephen Hawking said he wants other physicists to follow in his footsteps.
What does Stephen Hawking put his food in? A microwave.
Stephen Hawking can pass any test, but there's one test he can't pass. It is the PACER test.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Cause he would never look both ways.
Someone booted Stephen Hawking offline. Maybe next time he will stand for the pledge/anthem.
I'm making a new movie, it's called "Veggie Tales." My star actor is Stephen Hawking.
My PC.
Stephen Hawking said there is no God.
2018 God said there is no Stephen Hawking.
When Stephen Hawking falls, who does he call, the ambulance or the technician?
His favorite drink was his dribble.
What does Stephen Hawking press after he's had a hard day?
F5
What college can Stephen Hawking not go to? Spelman University.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
His PC overheated.
Stephen Hawking: like a cross between Nikola Tesla and... a Tesla.
Stephen Hawking talks by clicks. Two clicks is "hi," and five is "dab me up."
What did Stephen Hawking say when he died?
"Windows shut down sound."