Stephen Hawking jokes
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his wife changed the WiFi password, because he was having an affair with his shoulder.
My PC.
Stephen Hawking, more like Stephens not walking.
Stephen Hawking, rest in PC World.
Someone booted Stephen Hawking offline. Maybe next time he will stand for the pledge/anthem.
Where do you go when Steve Hawkins dies?
Microsoft.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite dance move? The worm.
Stephen Hawking died because he got unplugged from his Ethernet cord.
What does Stephen Hawking press after he's had a hard day?
F5
His favorite drink was his dribble.
What were Stephen Hawking's dying words?
"Restore factory settings."
Trystan Leonard is going out with Katelynn O'Toole.
So, Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Wait, he can't.
When Stephen Hawking falls, who does he call, the ambulance or the technician?
Why did Stephen Hawking die so soon?
Because his misses bought the wrong batteries.
Stephen Hawking said he wants other physicists to follow in his footsteps.
How do you kidnap Stephen Hawking?
Shut off his computer.
Stephen Hawking can pass any test, but there's one test he can't pass. It is the PACER test.
What does Stephen Hawking put his food in? A microwave.
Stephen Hawking talks by clicks. Two clicks is "hi," and five is "dab me up."