Stephen Hawking jokes
He was in a fight, then a person said, "Stand up for yourself!"
Why did he die? He forgot to get a new GPU for his new PC.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food?
Runner beans.
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What is the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie-talkie? He doesn't walkie or talkie.
What’s the opposite of Stephen Hawking? Stephen walking.
What does Stephen Hawking have in common with Bill Gates? One stands, the other doesn't.
Some say Stephen Hawking couldn't stand up for himself 😂
How does Stephen Hawking take a shit? He logs out.
Stephen Hawking must have got a MacBook Pro. End of battery.
Stephen landed at Tilted and got 199 pumped, he's 1 shot!
Stephen Hawking had a high I.Q., but still had to learn how to be disabled.
Why is Stephen Hawking going to hell?
Because it’s a stairway to heaven, not a ramp.
He's in a wheelchair.
This website hahahahahahaha!
His wife shut off the internet.
If Stephen Hawking had a FIFA card, he would have 99 dribbling.
Stephen Hawking never used a condom. He used a firewall.
What was Stephen Hawking's last meal?
Meals on wheels.
Stephen Hawking always wins musical chairs, as he’s always sitting down.