What was Stephen Hawking's last meal?
Meals on wheels
Why is stephen hawkings in hell? He couldnt get his wheelchair up the stairway to heaven
Stephan hawking always wins musical chairs as he’s always sitting down
The Smithsonian has 3 notable articles of clothing on display. Mr. Rodger's sweater, Jerry Seinfelt's puffy shirt and Stephen Hawking's drool rag.
Don't use head and shoulders just use head otherwise you'll end up in the retarded situation Stephen Hawking went through
What was on Stephen Hawkings grave stone. Intel inside
When Stephen Hawking was asked why he was instantly attracted to his new girlfriend he said " it's simple , she pushes all the right buttons "
Why does Stephen Hawking do one-liners? -- Because he can't do stand up.
Some say Stephen Hawking couldn't stand up for himself 😂
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawkins and a refrigerator
-the fridge actually runs
Why’ve was Stephen Hawking so good at FIFA? He had 99 dribble
What part of a vegetable can't you eat? The wheelchair
stephen hawkng isnt dead his update is just laggy because he is too far from the wifi box
why did people take Stephen hawking`s to the hospital when we should of took him to curry`s pc wold
What is Steven Hawkins favourite food? Micro chips
Stephan Hawking went bankrupt after he found out somebody in his house was costing him way too much money on electricity bills He just couldn’t figure out who
I hope Stephen hawking was an organ donor cause I need some parts for my go cart
Why did Stephan hawking die? He drove too far away from the wall and got unplugged
Stephen Hawking tried comedy. His first line ruined it. 'You know what I can't stand? Let me rephrase that, you know what? I can't stand.'
What do u call someone smart and dead ?
Stephen Hawking .......
