Stephen Hawking jokes
Stephen was a mad role model. He never taught me to stand up for myself.
He was in a fight, then a person said, "Stand up for yourself!"
Why did he die? He forgot to get a new GPU for his new PC.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food?
Runner beans.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite type of music?
Rock and Roll.
How do you execute Stephen Hawking?
The electric wheelchair.
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What is the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie-talkie? He doesn't walkie or talkie.
What’s the opposite of Stephen Hawking? Stephen walking.
What does Stephen Hawking have in common with Bill Gates? One stands, the other doesn't.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? He couldn't log in.
Knock knock. Who's there? Beep boop S.t.e.p.h.e.n beep boop H.a.w.k.i.n.g.
Stephen Hawking doesn't go for a stroll. He goes for a roll.
No, Stephen Hawking wasn't the first man to walk on the moon.
Some say Stephen Hawking couldn't stand up for himself 😂
Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz?
"No computers allowed on the test!"
How does Stephen Hawking take a shit? He logs out.
Stephen Hawking must have got a MacBook Pro. End of battery.
Stephen landed at Tilted and got 199 pumped, he's 1 shot!
Stephen Hawking had a high I.Q., but still had to learn how to be disabled.