Stephen Hawking jokes
Stephen Hawking's best subjects were Physics and Maths. His worst was P.E.
Why was Stephen Hawking always bullied?
Because he couldn’t stand up for himself.
"Get off your computer, Jessie Jex."
What noise does Stephen Hawking make when he dies? Windows shutting down theme tune.
What color is Stephen Hawking's house?
It's a bungalow.
RIP Stephen Hawking who was buried today... he did always love black holes.
What was the one test that Steven Hawking couldn't pass?
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Stephen Hawking robbed the Apple store looking for a charger.
How do you make Stephen Hawking mad?
You turn off the WiFi router.
Why was Stephen Hawking disappointed when he got his Christmas present? It was singing lessons.
Knock knock. Who's there? Stephen Hawking. Wheelie?
Stephen Hawking once stood up to bow down to Chuck Norris.
Stephen Hawking had pins and needles and got told to walk it off.
I was both shocked and amazed to hear Stephen Hawking kicked the bucket.
Is George gay...? Stephen Hawking approves.
Why was Stephen Hawking late to the NASA meeting?
He couldn't get up the kerb.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because he forgot to plug in the charger.
If Stephen Hawking had a FIFA card, he would have 99 dribbling.
What was Stephen Hawking's name before he got his disease?
Stephen Walkins.
Person 1: Wasn’t Stephen Hawking on X Factor?
Person 2: No, why would he be on X Factor?
Person 1: For dancing.