Stephen Hawking jokes
Why did he die? He forgot to get a new GPU for his new PC.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food?
Runner beans.
He was in a fight, then a person said, "Stand up for yourself!"
Stephen was a mad role model. He never taught me to stand up for myself.
I wonder if Stephen Hawking was an organ donor because I need new parts for my go-kart.
How do you execute Stephen Hawking?
The electric wheelchair.
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What is the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie-talkie? He doesn't walkie or talkie.
What’s the opposite of Stephen Hawking? Stephen walking.
What does Stephen Hawking have in common with Bill Gates? One stands, the other doesn't.
Stephen Hawking doesn't go for a stroll. He goes for a roll.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? He couldn't log in.
Knock knock. Who's there? Beep boop S.t.e.p.h.e.n beep boop H.a.w.k.i.n.g.
If you look up the word "wheelchair" in a dictionary, you will see a picture of Stephen Hawking.
No, Stephen Hawking wasn't the first man to walk on the moon.
Some say Stephen Hawking couldn't stand up for himself 😂
Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz?
"No computers allowed on the test!"
How does Stephen Hawking take a shit? He logs out.
Stephen Hawking must have got a MacBook Pro. End of battery.
What’s impossible?
Steven Walkings.