Stephen Hawking jokes
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food?
Runner beans.
Why did he die? He forgot to get a new GPU for his new PC.
Stephen was a mad role model. He never taught me to stand up for myself.
He was in a fight, then a person said, "Stand up for yourself!"
How do you execute Stephen Hawking?
The electric wheelchair.
I wonder if Stephen Hawking was an organ donor because I need new parts for my go-kart.
you.
What is the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie-talkie? He doesn't walkie or talkie.
What’s the opposite of Stephen Hawking? Stephen walking.
What does Stephen Hawking have in common with Bill Gates? One stands, the other doesn't.
Knock knock. Who's there? Beep boop S.t.e.p.h.e.n beep boop H.a.w.k.i.n.g.
If you look up the word "wheelchair" in a dictionary, you will see a picture of Stephen Hawking.
Stephen Hawking doesn't go for a stroll. He goes for a roll.
No, Stephen Hawking wasn't the first man to walk on the moon.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? He couldn't log in.
Some say Stephen Hawking couldn't stand up for himself 😂
Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz?
"No computers allowed on the test!"
How does Stephen Hawking take a shit? He logs out.
Stephen Hawking must have got a MacBook Pro. End of battery.
What’s impossible?
Steven Walkings.