Stephen Hawking

Stephen Hawking Jokes

House

Stephen Hawking went bankrupt after he found out somebody in his house was costing him way too much money on electricity bills.

He just couldn’t figure out who.

Bucket

I was both shocked and amazed to hear Stephen Hawking kicked the bucket.

  • 0
  • Coffin

    What’s made of wood and is zig zag shaped?

    Stephen Hawking's coffin.

  • 0
  • Dad

    Just a joke: When Stephen Hawking fell over and hurt his leg, his dad said, "It'll get better, just walk it off!"

    Band

    What’s Stephen Hawking’s favorite band? The Rolling Stones.

    Test

    What was the one test that Steven Hawking couldn't pass?

    reCAPTCHA

    Physics

    Q. Why is Stephen Hawking so good at air guitar?

    A. Because he has excellent string theory.

  • 1
  • Science

    Why was Stephen Hawking always bullied?

    Because he couldn’t stand up for himself.

    People

    Why did the people think Stephen Hawking was disrespectful?

    'Cause he didn't stand up for the national anthem.