Stephen Hawking jokes
Why couldn't Stephen Hawking pass? Because he couldn't pass "I'm not a robot" test.
What has two arms and two legs but can’t walk or run?
Stephen Hawking.
Stephen Hawking once stood up to bow down to Chuck Norris.
The Smithsonian has 3 notable articles of clothing on display: Mr. Rodger's sweater, Jerry Seinfeld's puffy shirt, and Stephen Hawking's drool rag.
We all know Steven can’t post on here because he can’t pass the robot test.
Stephen Hawking walks into a b... nevermind.
What noise does Stephen Hawking make when he dies? Windows shutting down theme tune.
Do you know Stephen is dead? He doesn't have a stone. Do you know how to find him? A metal detector.
How is Stephen Hawking so smart? He uploads it to his software.
Q: Why can’t Stephen Hawking go to the countryside?
A: There’s no signal.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He drove too far away from the power point/modem.
He was in a fight, then a person said, "Stand up for yourself!"
Why was Stephen Hawking always like this 🫠?
Because he didn’t have emojis on his computer.
What was Stephen Hawking's name before he got his disease?
Stephen Walkins.
Why couldn't Stephen Hawking go to Heaven?
Because there were stairs.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on a bungy jump?
Spasticelastic.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and a refrigerator?
The fridge actually runs.
How do you make Stephen Hawking mad?
You turn off the WiFi router.
Can't wait for Stephen Hawking's next update.
What is Stephen Hawking's best side?
The left.