Stephen Hawking jokes
Stephen Hawking:
Q: Who Made Stephen Hawkins' Wheel Chair?
A:) Tesla
Stephen Hawking went bankrupt after he found out somebody in his house was costing him way too much money on electricity bills.
He just couldn’t figure out who.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo? Head 'n Shoulders.
I was both shocked and amazed to hear Stephen Hawking kicked the bucket.
What’s made of wood and is zig zag shaped?
Stephen Hawking's coffin.
Just a joke: When Stephen Hawking fell over and hurt his leg, his dad said, "It'll get better, just walk it off!"
Stephen Hawking walks into a b... nevermind.
What’s Stephen Hawking’s favorite band? The Rolling Stones.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
"Windows 10 shutting down."
What was the one test that Steven Hawking couldn't pass?
reCAPTCHA
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and a refrigerator?
The fridge actually runs.
Q. Why is Stephen Hawking so good at air guitar?
A. Because he has excellent string theory.
Stephen Hawking once stood up to bow down to Chuck Norris.
I hope Stephen Hawking was an organ donor, 'cause I need some parts for my go-cart.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He lost a water gun fight.
Why was Stephen Hawking always bullied?
Because he couldn’t stand up for himself.
Most people age up on their birthdays,
Stephen levels up.
Stephen Hawking shows up to a car meet-up.
Why did the people think Stephen Hawking was disrespectful?
'Cause he didn't stand up for the national anthem.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite type of music?
Rock and Roll.