Stephen Hawking jokes
Why is Stephen Hawking going to hell?
Because it’s a stairway to heaven, not a ramp.
He's in a wheelchair.
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His wife shut off the internet.
If Stephen Hawking had a FIFA card, he would have 99 dribbling.
Stephen Hawking never used a condom. He used a firewall.
What was Stephen Hawking's last meal?
Meals on wheels.
Stephen Hawking always wins musical chairs, as he’s always sitting down.
The Smithsonian has 3 notable articles of clothing on display: Mr. Rodger's sweater, Jerry Seinfeld's puffy shirt, and Stephen Hawking's drool rag.
What do you call Stephen Hawking's wife? Siri.
What was on Stephen Hawking's gravestone? "Intel inside."
When Stephen Hawking was asked why he was instantly attracted to his new girlfriend, he said, "It's simple, she pushes all the right buttons."
He's dead.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because he forgot to plug in the charger.
Stephen Hawking isn't dead; his update is just laggy because he is too far from the WiFi box.
Why did people take Stephen Hawking's to the hospital when we should have took him to Curry's PC World?
How did Stephen Hawking make it up the stairway to heaven?
Well, he didn’t; they invented an elevator.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He drove too far away from the wall and got unplugged.
Stephen Hawking tried comedy.
His first line ruined it. "You know what I can't stand? Let me rephrase that, you know what? I can't stand."
Where would you take Stephen Hawking if he dies, the funeral directors or PC World?