Stephen Hawking jokes
I asked my boyfriend who his favorite motivational speaker was. He said Andrew Tate. I told him the BEST motivational speaker was Stephen Hawking.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite song??
Rollin' and Controllin'.
This website hahahahahahaha!
The one thing I love about Steven is he stood up for all of his haters. Just kidding!
How does Stephen Hawking have sex? Enter, backspace, enter, backspace, enter, backspace.
So Stephen Hawking walked into a grocery store.
Never mind.
When Stephen Hawking was asked why he was instantly attracted to his new girlfriend, he said, "It's simple, she pushes all the right buttons."
Stephen Hawking tried to charge his phone and unplugged his life support.
Stephen Hawking went bankrupt after he found out somebody in his house was costing him way too much money on electricity bills.
He just couldn’t figure out who.
Stephen Hawking didn't die, he just uploaded himself to the 'net...
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite snake?
Microchips.
How did Stephen Hawking make it up the stairway to heaven?
Well, he didn’t; they invented an elevator.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
"Highway to Hell."
What noise does Stephen Hawking make when he dies? Windows shutting down theme tune.
Stephen Hawking isn't dead, he's just can't walk to the shop and get new batteries. 🙄
Stephen Hawking is not dead; he just needs to charge.
Look behind you, there is Stephen Hawking.
Nobody.
What do you call Stephen Hawking's wife? Siri.
Someone was bullying Stephen, so I said, "Why do you not stand up for yourself?"
Stephen Hawking is the fastest footballer ever--he could just charge up the Left Wing!