The Smithsonian has 3 notable articles of clothing on display: Mr. Rodger's sweater, Jerry Seinfeld's puffy shirt, and Stephen Hawking's drool rag.
What do you call Stephen Hawking's wife? Siri.
What was on Stephen Hawking's gravestone? "Intel inside."
When Stephen Hawking was asked why he was instantly attracted to his new girlfriend, he said, "It's simple, she pushes all the right buttons."
He's dead.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because he forgot to plug in the charger.
Stephen Hawking isn't dead; his update is just laggy because he is too far from the WiFi box.
Why did people take Stephen Hawking's to the hospital when we should have took him to Curry's PC World?
How did Stephen Hawking make it up the stairway to heaven?
Well, he didn’t; they invented an elevator.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He drove too far away from the wall and got unplugged.
Stephen Hawking tried comedy.
His first line ruined it. "You know what I can't stand? Let me rephrase that, you know what? I can't stand."
Where would you take Stephen Hawking if he dies, the funeral directors or PC World?
What do you call Stephen Hawking on his period?
Mario Kart.
I moved all the Bibles to the fiction section because there is no God, as said Stephen Hawking in 2011, but in 2018, God said there was no Stephen Hawking.
For one of the most highly regarded minds on the planet, it is a shame he could not create a longer-lasting battery.
What happened the night Stephen Hawking came home wasted?
Nothing... wife couldn’t tell.
What was Stephen Hawking's name before he got his disease?
Stephen Walkins.
He dead, he alive, but most importantly, he got a new hard drive.
What did Stephen Hawking's computer say when he died?
"ERROR"
Why didn't they just switch him on and off again, or switch his batteries?
