Stephen Hawking jokes
Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house?
No, neither has he.
Someone was bullying Stephen, so I said, "Why do you not stand up for yourself?"
I asked Stephen if he was an organ donor, and he said why.
I said, "That's a shame. I need parts for my go-cart."
Why does Stephen Hawking need some screens?
He needs to win those Fortnite tournaments and get to Champions League.
Why was Stephen Hawking a bad influence towards kids? Because he couldn’t stand for anything.
Stephen Hawking listens to the song "I Am Still Standing" and cries to himself.
Stephen Hawking had a heart attack the year before his death.
They took him to PC World for repairs.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He tried to download a free version of Windows.
How did Stephen Hawking die? His wife needed to charge her iPhone.
Who is Stephen Hawking?
It's weird how Stephen Hawking's last name sounds like "walking and talking," but he could not do either of those!
How did Stephen Hawking die? He went in the rain! 😂😂😂
Stephen Hawking died crossing the road. He was hit by a Universal Serial Bus.
What do you call someone that looks like Stephen Hawkins and is a space head? Byron Davey.
What if Stephen Hawking was the Real Slim Shady, but no one knew because he couldn't stand up?
It's so sad that Stephen Hawking can't stand up for himself.
My will to live.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food?
His left shoulder.
How did Stephen Hawking actually die?
He lost Wi-Fi connection.
Where did Stephen Hawking go when he broke his leg?
Hospital or Currys PC World?