When I said I wanted vegetable stew I didn’t mean boil Stephen Hawking!
My did Stephan Hawkins not turn up to the meeting
His internet connection ran out
What do steven hawkings and a walky talky have in common
I walk into my driveway Steven Hawkins is on my roof
Oh wait never mind he just fell
What's Stephen Hawkings favorite drug? Battery Acid
Stephen Hawking walked to the shop I lied 😄
Steven Hawkins didn’t die naturally, his carer just forgot to put him on charge
What do Steven Hawkins and the wicked witch both have in common?
If you throw water over them both, they both die...
if stephen hawking was in a horror movie .... would he make his robot try and shout “aaaaaaaaah help me , i can’t move i’m too scared” ???
Steven Hawking said god isn’t real and the Priest put a Boot on his tire 😂😂😂
When Stephen Hawking entered Heaven and met with the Lord, after a short interview God asked : " Hey Stephen, I need you to explain to me how does all this stuff work ? "
stephen hawking, more like ice cream
What is Stephen Hawkings favourite crisps
Micro chips 😂
How did Steven hawlkins die
He blew a fuse doing an update
Why did Stephen hawking cross the road oh wait he didn't
Whats the similarities between stephen hawking and a bull? They both charge
God took away Steven Hawkins privlages
How did Stephen Hawking die
Someone pulled his eithernet cable (he died of a blue screen)
Stephen Hawking died when he ran out of data for the month.
Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz. "No computers allowed on the test"
