Stephen Hawking jokes
He died because of a fuck up by the Hospital. Apparently, the doctor said to the nurse, "You can discharge Mr. Hawking now," so she went to his room and pulled the plug out of his computer.
How did Stephen Hawking die? He went in the rain! 😂😂😂
What if Stephen Hawking was the Real Slim Shady, but no one knew because he couldn't stand up?
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food?
His left shoulder.
How did Stephen Hawking actually die?
He lost Wi-Fi connection.
Where did Stephen Hawking go when he broke his leg?
Hospital or Currys PC World?
Stephen Hawking walking, oops, he does not do that anymore.
What do you call someone that looks like Stephen Hawkins and is a space head? Byron Davey.
Stephen Hawking died crossing the road. He was hit by a Universal Serial Bus.
It's so sad that Stephen Hawking can't stand up for himself.
Stephen Hawking + Computer = SMART!
Stephen Hawking + Shoulder = HUNGRY!
Where was Stephen Hawking buried?
In a black hole. 😂🤣
Stephen Hawking and his wife Siri’s favorite place to eat is Meals on Wheels!
Why did your mum touch me? Because she was a pedo.
What is Stephen Hawking's best side?
The left.
When I saw Stephen Hawking for the first time, I knew he had been in a shop!!! I lieeeeeeeeed! 🤣🤣🤣
I wish we could implant all parts because I could have used some car parts from Stephen Hawking after he died.
Stephen Hawking died because his screw fell out.
Is George gay...? Stephen Hawking approves.
Why did Stephan Hawking not turn up to the meeting?
His internet connection ran out.