Stephen Hawking jokes
When Stephen Hawking was asked why he was instantly attracted to his new girlfriend, he said, "It's simple, she pushes all the right buttons."
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because he forgot to plug in the charger.
I was submitting this joke, and I realized Stephen Hawking couldn't.
It had the reCAPTCHA "I'm not a robot."
Why don’t they let Stephen Hawking have other electronics around him? Because he will sound staticky.
What is Stephen Hawking's favourite car?
Rolls Royce.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? He ran out of WiFi.
The reason why Stephen Hawking died is because he tried to overclock his wheelchair.
Stephen Hawking had pins and needles and got told to walk it off.
What Stephen Hawking doesn't know about wheelchairs isn't worth knowing.
The only reason Stephen Hawking died is because he broke his charger.
What motorway lane does Stephen Hawking use?
Hard shoulder.
The reason Stephen sounds like a computer is because he ate his USB.
Stephen Hawking was an unfaithful man. He had an affair with Alexa.
Someone was bullying Stephen, so I said, "Why do you not stand up for yourself?"
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He lost a water gun fight.
Stephen Hawking didn't die, he got sucked up by the black hole then got sent to the large charger in the sky.
I like balls.
Some say Stephen Hawking couldn't stand up for himself 😂
Why does everyone think Stephen Hawking is drunk?
Because he can't even walk.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Of a bad internet connection.