Stephen Hawking jokes
Stephen Hawking drove too far away from the wall and unplugged himself.
To be brutally honest, I think his wife let him die for money, because they could just plug him back in. Surely they have an Android cable about?
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite TV show?
Robot Wars.
Why did the bird lay an egg on Stephen Hawkings?
Because he is Stephen HAWKings.
When Stephen Hawking died, I assume his computer crash caused it.
Stephen Hawking tried to install a free version of Windows 10.
The only reason Stephen Hawking died is because he broke his charger.
If Stephen Hawking was in a horror movie, would he make his robot try and shout, "Aaaaaaaah! Help me, I can't move! I'm too scared!"?
How many apps did he download?
Well, he did run out of storage.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He had a power cut.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He tried to download a free version of Windows.
Why don’t they let Stephen Hawking have other electronics around him? Because he will sound staticky.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
Error.
Where does Stephen Hawking get his computer fixed?
At PC World.
Why can't Stephen Hawking go metal detecting?
Because when it beeps, it's him!
So I was on Google, and on my computer it had Windows. When Stephen Hawking died, it shut down, the shutdown sound played, and wouldn't turn on again.
What can you tell [is] the difference between Stephen Hawking and a carrot?
Nothing.
Stephen Hawking forgot the WiFi password.
Stephen Hawking lost connection to the WiFi.
How did Stephen Hawking get up the stairway to heaven?
He didn’t, there was no lift...!