Stephen Hawking

Stephen Hawking jokes

Someone booted Stephen Hawking offline. Maybe next time he will stand for the pledge/anthem.

The reason Stephen Hawkings died is probably because he fell off his wheelchair, and he must've pressed shut down by accident.

How did Stephen Hawking really die?

His wife grounded him from using electronics and unplugged everything!

How did Stephen Hawking die?

He tried to update to Windows 10, and his hard drive corrupted.

Why was Stephen Hawking disappointed when he got his Christmas present? It was singing lessons.

What was Stephen Hawking's favorite childhood song? "The wheels on the chair go round and round....."