Stephen Hawking

Stephen Hawking Jokes

Time

Someone booted Stephen Hawking offline. Maybe next time he will stand for the pledge/anthem.

Death

The reason Stephen Hawkings died is probably because he fell off his wheelchair, and he must've pressed shut down by accident.

Electronics

How did Stephen Hawking really die?

His wife grounded him from using electronics and unplugged everything!

Hard Drive

How did Stephen Hawking die?

He tried to update to Windows 10, and his hard drive corrupted.

Time

Stupid joke about Stephen Hawking that wasn't funny the first fucking time.

God

God, I miss Stephen Hawking.

He was brainier than Kurt Cobain's ceiling.

Race

How did Stephen Hawking become a billionaire?

He won the F1 Wheelchair race.

Date

Stephen Hawking went on a date last night.

She left after 15 minutes, complaining she didn't like his tone.

Wheelchair

What was Stephen Hawking's favorite childhood song? "The wheels on the chair go round and round....."

Step

Why can't Stephen Hawking go to heaven?

'Cause he'd walk up the stairs!