Stephen Hawking + Computer = SMART! Stephen Hawking + Shoulder = HUNGRY!
What do you called Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels
When Stephen Hawkins died he saw the stareway to heaven. He thought to himself oh god this is awkward
What would Stephen Hawking do to get drunk Over charge himself
When Stephen Hawking was feeling hungry, he used to call in to his local PC World for a megabyte and some microchips.
Why is Stephen Hawking good at skateboarding? Because he's always on the ramps.
What’s made of wood and is zig zag shaped?
Stephen Hawking's coffin.
He couldn't take the stairway to heaven he had to take the lift
Steven Hawkins didn’t die naturally, his carer just forgot to put him on charge
Stephen Hawking was one of the best scientists ever. Now he's walking up the steps of he... No, he's not walking up the steps of heaven.
A new burger has been invented in memory of Stephen Hawking.
I doubt it will sell though, as it's 95% cabbage.
My phone was at 10% and my friend said it better not shut down like Stephen hawkin
What's black and at the top of a staircase Not Stephen Hawking
Stephen was a great person, and he will be greatly missed, but I enjoy these jokes too much to not stop.
He died because of a fuck up by the Hospital, apparently the doctor said to the nurse you can discharge Mr Hawking now, so she went to his room and pulled the plug out of his computer.
looks like he never charged up fully
Stephan hawking always wins musical chairs as he’s always sitting down
why did he die because God made a mistake and pressed ctrl Z
For steven hawking why is being drunk and having his power shutout the same He blacks out
What did Stephen Hawking's wife say to him when he came home drunk?
Nothing... she couldn't tell.
