Stephen Hawking jokes
Stephen Hawking trying to climb the stairway to heaven.
Why can’t Stephen Hawking go to Heaven?
Because there wasn’t a ramp.
When Stephen Hawking is ill 🤮, do you take him to Curry's PC World or the doctors? 😂😂😂😂
Some say Stephen Hawking couldn't stand up for himself 😂
You know when you sign up for something and it says "I'm not a robot"? I guess he never had the chance to tick that.
Haven’t they switched him off and then back on yet?
I knocked on Stephen Hawking's door, but nobody answered...
All I got was "error 404 page not found."
Why was it cold in Stephen Hawking's house?
Because he had a new window open...
Stephen Hawking walks into... er...rolls into a bar.
Guys, I guess with all these storms there was a power cut in his house.
Guess Stephen Hawking never had use for sweatcoin😂
So, Duracell batteries do run out.
The fact that "Hawkins" rhymes with "walking" and "talking," yet he could never do any of them.
How were Stephen Hawking's best mates, Siri and Google?
He went too far away from the wall, and he got unplugged.
Have they tried switching him off and on again?
Was he under insurance claim?
Stephen Hawking tried comedy.
His first line ruined it. "You know what I can't stand? Let me rephrase that, you know what? I can't stand."
Hey, did you know that Stephen Hawking predicted the end of the world?
Well, not really. He predicted the end of *his* world.
My PC.