Stephen Hawking jokes

Why didn't Stephen Hawking cross the road?

Because he rolled over to the other side!

They don’t have to invest a lot into the Stephen Hawking wax statue, though.

The Smithsonian has 3 notable articles of clothing on display: Mr. Rodger's sweater, Jerry Seinfeld's puffy shirt, and Stephen Hawking's drool rag.

Jake Adkins watches James Charles.

I'm glad Stephen Hawking died because he was wheely wheely bad.

Why haven't they just tried turning Stephen Hawking on and off?

I hope there is a lift to heaven. I shouldn’t be making jokes though.

RIP Stephen Hawking who was buried today... he did always love black holes.

Trystan Leonard is going out with Katelynn O'Toole.

I guess you could say Stephen Hawking is a dead meme.

Why was Stephen Hawking good at football? Because he is a pro dribbler.

Can't wait for Stephen Hawking's next update.

How did Stephen Hawking die?

They unplugged the wifi.

Leave a like down below if you think Stephen Hawking should stand for the National Anthem.

My nan's gayyyyyy.

Why did Stephen Hawking die? He didn't pay his electricity bills.

Why did Stephen Hawking die? He ran out of WiFi.

Come on guys, this is nasty, he was my uncle, ffs :(

Why did he go to hell? Because he couldn't use the stairs to Heaven.

Stephen Hawking trying to climb the stairway to heaven.