Stephen Hawking

Stephen Hawking Jokes

Test

What was the one test that Steven Hawking couldn't pass?

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Robot

Stephen could not click the "I'm not a robot" button, so I guess he is fucked.

Message

What was Stephen Hawking's last message before he died: "Server shutting down."

Entry

Steven Hawking's Sesh Cave, entry 50p, guaranteed Budweiser and ecstasy. Maybe a gram of heroin. You'll most likely see a mental 90-year-old guy absolutely going mental on the dance floor with a Stella in one hand and another on his crotch.

Movie

There's a new horror movie about Stephen Hawking.

It's called "Unplugged!"

Wheelchair

Have you ever heard Stephen Hawking sing?

"Head, shoulders, wheels and frames, wheels and frames!"

Shampoo

Don't use Head and Shoulders, just use Head; otherwise, you'll end up in the retarded situation Stephen Hawking went through.

Heaven

Stephen Hawking couldn't make it to Heaven because there were stairs, so he rolled down to Hell.

Heaven

When we die we get sent to heaven, but when Stephen Hawking died, he was sent to the cloud.

Man

Man, I’m so sorry that Stephen Hawking is dead; he was such a good person.

Too bad it’s a staircase to Heaven and not a ramp.