Stephen Hawking jokes
In 2011, Stephen Hawking said God didn’t exist.
In 2018, God said Stephen Hawking didn’t exist. xx 😂😂
You wanna know who didn't kick the bucket? Stephen Hawking didn't; nor did he bite the dust.
What was the one test that Steven Hawking couldn't pass?
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Stephen could not click the "I'm not a robot" button, so I guess he is fucked.
Did you hear how Stephen Hawking died? He lost WiFi connection.
Stephen Hawking died because he got hit by a RAM.
What was Stephen Hawking's last message before he died: "Server shutting down."
When Stephen Hawking found out about physics, he was speechless.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To help Stephen Hawking cross!
Why did Stephen Hawking cross the street?
He didn’t; he never did.
He's in a wheelchair.
Stephen Hawking must have got a MacBook Pro. End of battery.
Apparently Steven Hawking was a stand-up kind of guy.
Steven Hawking's Sesh Cave, entry 50p, guaranteed Budweiser and ecstasy. Maybe a gram of heroin. You'll most likely see a mental 90-year-old guy absolutely going mental on the dance floor with a Stella in one hand and another on his crotch.
There's a new horror movie about Stephen Hawking.
It's called "Unplugged!"
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food?
His left shoulder.
Have you ever heard Stephen Hawking sing?
"Head, shoulders, wheels and frames, wheels and frames!"
Don't use Head and Shoulders, just use Head; otherwise, you'll end up in the retarded situation Stephen Hawking went through.
What college can Stephen Hawking not attend?
"Stand" Ford University. :3
Stephen Hawking couldn't make it to Heaven because there were stairs, so he rolled down to Hell.