When Stephen Hawking found out about physics, he was speechless.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To help Stephen Hawking cross!
Why did Stephen Hawking cross the street?
He didn’t; he never did.
He's in a wheelchair.
Stephen Hawking must have got a MacBook Pro. End of battery.
Apparently Steven Hawking was a stand-up kind of guy.
Steven Hawking's Sesh Cave, entry 50p, guaranteed Budweiser and ecstasy. Maybe a gram of heroin. You'll most likely see a mental 90-year-old guy absolutely going mental on the dance floor with a Stella in one hand and another on his crotch.
There's a new horror movie about Stephen Hawking.
It's called "Unplugged!"
what is stephen hawkings favourite food .. his left shoulder
have you ever heard steven hawkings sing? “head, shoulders, wheels and frames wheels and frames”
Don't use Head and Shoulders, just use Head; otherwise, you'll end up in the retarded situation Stephen Hawking went through.
What college can Stephen Hawking not attend?
"Stand" Ford University. :3
Stephen Hawking couldn't make it to Heaven because there were stairs, so he rolled down to Hell.
When we die we get sent to heaven, but when Stephen Hawking died, he was sent to the cloud.
Man, I’m so sorry that Stephen Hawking is dead; he was such a good person.
Too bad it’s a staircase to Heaven and not a ramp.
What does Stephen hawking eat for his breakfast lunch and dinner
His shoulder
Why did Stephen Hawking make it to heaven?
He couldn't make it up the stairs.
Stand? Wait. No.
Q) What shampoo and conditioner did Stephen use?
A) Head and Shoulders.
Q) What’s Stephen’s favorite food?
A) Shoulders.
For real tho RIP Stephen Hawking 💕
The reason Stephen sounds like a computer is because he ate his USB.
