Stephen Hawking jokes
I was submitting this joke, and I realized Stephen Hawking couldn't.
It had the reCAPTCHA "I'm not a robot."
Who's the best at musical chairs?
Stephen Hawking.
His wife shut off the internet.
"Did you guys make sure Stephen was plugged in?"
HEY! You guys need to S T O P making Stephen Hawking jokes. He has done so much for the theoretical physics world, and THIS is how you choose to repay him? All 653 of you should be ashamed of yourselves.
What does Stephen Hawking eat?
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He lost internet connection.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite snack?
Vegetables.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Somebody threw an EMP at him.
The whole reason he is dead is because he kept hitting "Remind me later" on his Windows Updates.
Stephen Hawking is as broke as his legs.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He ran out of battery life.
What did Stephen Hawking get for his B-Day?
Chocolate arm.
What happened to Stephen Hawking after he reached Heaven?
Nothing yet. He is still struggling to get up the stairway to Heaven.
What runs faster than Stephen Hawking in his wheelchair?
His Internet.
Where did Stephen Hawking spend most of his spare time?...
Currys PC World.
Why did Stephen Hawking's wife leave him? She was sick of buying triple A batteries.
What do you get when you light Stephen Hawking on fire? A fried PC.
How did Stephen Hawking die? His wife needed to charge her iPhone.
Stephen Hawking didn't die, he just uploaded himself to the 'net...