What does Stephen Hawking eat?
Stephen Hawking Jokes
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He lost internet connection.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite snack?
Vegetables.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Somebody threw an EMP at him.
The whole reason he is dead is because he kept hitting "Remind me later" on his Windows Updates.
Stephen Hawking is as broke as his legs.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He ran out of battery life.
What did Stephen Hawking get for his B-Day?
Chocolate arm.
What happened to Stephen Hawking after he reached Heaven?
Nothing yet. He is still struggling to get up the stairway to Heaven.
What runs faster than Stephen Hawking in his wheelchair?
His Internet.
Where did Stephen Hawking spend most of his spare time?...
Currys PC World.
Why did Stephen Hawking's wife leave him? She was sick of buying triple A batteries.
What do you get when you light Stephen Hawking on fire? A fried PC.
How did Stephen Hawking die? His wife needed to charge her iPhone.
Stephen Hawking didn't die, he just uploaded himself to the 'net...
In 2011, Stephen Hawking said God didn’t exist.
In 2018, God said Stephen Hawking didn’t exist. xx 😂😂
You wanna know who didn't kick the bucket? Stephen Hawking didn't; nor did he bite the dust.
What was the one test that Steven Hawking couldn't pass?
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Stephen could not click the "I'm not a robot" button, so I guess he is fucked.
Did you hear how Stephen Hawking died? He lost WiFi connection.
