Stay jokes
I went to the aquarium this weekend, but I didn’t stay long. There’s something fishy about that place.
My boyfriend always likes when I wear my fishnet sleeves. He says it looks great on me, but he doesn’t know that my skin is covered with scars... no one does. No one questions why I wear them everyday. I hope it stays like that because I can’t deal with my mom finding out that I still hurt myself.
Ms. Smith: Johnny, when I was a little girl, I was told if I made ugly faces, it would freeze, and I would stay like that.
Little Johnny: Well, Ms. Smith, you can't say you weren't warned.
How do rappers stay cool?
They have MAD ICE!
How does a booty stay in shape?
It works its glutes off!
Why couldn’t the booty stay calm?
Because it was on crack.
How do butts stay cool in the summer?
They stay in crack conditioning.
Why couldn't the booty be a conductor?
It couldn't stay on track.
How do rappers stay cool during summer?
They throw SHADE.
A guy is sitting at a bar when a drunk man walks up to him, calling his mom a whore. The guy just ignores it and stays in his spot drinking his beer. An hour goes by and the drunk man comes back saying, "Your mom is a whore!" The guy sitting looks around the bar, sees people staring and says, "Don't worry, everything is cool here," and shrugs it off. After a few more shots, the drunk man walks up a third time and says, "Your mom... is such... a whore!" The guy finally gets mad, throws his fist on the table and says, "You know what? Go home Dad!"
Why was the rapper always in shape?
Because he dropped so many BARS, he had to stay fit to pick them up!
How do rappers stay cool in the studio?
They turn on the mic and DROP THE HEAT!
How many Daveons does it take to change a lightbulb? None, he prefers to stay in the dark.
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They wear their ice chains.
How do rappers stay cool?
They use RAP-SICLES.
How do rappers stay organized?
With rhyme books instead of planners!
How does a rapper stay warm in the winter?
With some HOT TRACKS!
How do rappers stay cool in the summer?
They drop ICE COLD rhymes.
How do rappers stay organized?
They keep their rap sheets in order.
After 6 months of lockdown,
I was thinking a bit about Bin Laden. He stayed at home with 3 wives for 5 years. I'm beginning to suspect he called the Navy Seals himself.