Statement jokes

Make sense of what I am saying, This is a LIE—and that's the TRUTH.

What am I?

Answer: a Riddle.

I'm Tall.

What do you take care of after a car crash?

The witnesses.

This is not a joke.

This is funny.

I have friends.

мy naмe ιѕ jeғғ.

These aren't funny.

My sex life.

Ed is dumb.

"Can I tell you a paper joke?" I said, "But it is pretty terrible."

My name is Jeff.

Feminism.

My favorite instrument? The TromBONE, of course.

I wish you guys all died.