I can't stand up when I laugh hard - neither can thay
My friend that was in a wheel chair was getting bullied so I said stand up for yourself.
The p in Batman stands for parents
My friend just got hit by a car and is now in a wheel chair, he is getting bullied but I don’t understand why he just can’t stand up for himself
Person: Sorry to bother you, but what's the quickest way to get to the hospital?
Stranger: Oh, just go Stand in the middle of the road.
When is the best time to punch a midget in the face?
When he’s standing next to your girlfriend and says your hair smells nice
The two brothers were sitting next to each other. They played with planes all day long. They got to violent and now their sister(World Trade Center) stands there. The brothers were put up for adoption and the planes were given back to their owners.
Guy asked me what I do for a living. Now I'm not old enough to get a job so I said nothing. He asked me again so I said, "Your wife" The guy goes to slap me but his wife is standing right there. She instead slapped me and said, "You swore not to tell!"
stephen hawking cant stand for army
Who else liked the part in Morbius when he said his catchphrase "IT'S MORBIN' TIME" and MORBED over everyone. In my theater we had a standing ovation!
Do you know how to make 4 Albanians stand on a shoebox? Just tell him that it floats.
What does E.T. stand for ? Because he has little legs.
What does S.H. stand for ? He doesn't.
What does S.H. stand for ? Shit happens.
NASA Stands for... national adult s3x Association
Why do violists stand for long periods outside of peoples houses? They can’t find the key and don’t know when to come in.
Russia be like we're strong, gets ass beat up by a comedian with a hook nose...
#i stand with Ukraine 🇺🇦
My teacher asked the class to stand up if your dumb, no one did so she said “ comon someone must be dumb” and pointed over to the left side of the class room , lil Jonny stands up , “do you think ur dumb ,lil Jonny ?” Asked the teacher ,”no I just feel bad for you , your the only one who who’s stood up “ replied lil Jonny!
St and in the corner
Why can’t emos stand in chairs Because they never get down
I hated getting bullied in school
because I could never stand up for my self
Two friends were hanging out with each other next to a tree, Too bad only one was standing. :)
-Dark_Humor
