What do you call a squirrel with wings? A flying squirrel, it's pretty self-explanatory.
the cat ran across the road when the car swerved it killed a bear that killed a dog that killed a squirrel that killed a nut, the cat survived it all, the cat killed the squirrel and the bear with the car... the cat still died why? It had a Catastrophic Catcident
Why did the squirrel swim on its back. To keep its nuts dry
What would you name a mumafied squirrel?
Perhaps... Mumford?
Why didn't the squirrel wanna go swimming because he didnt wanna get his nuts wet
What do squirrels eat at the fair? A-corn dog.
Why do squirrels love dick? Because it produces nut.
One time there was a squirrel who died. It was funny because the squirrel got dead.
What did the squirrel say to the dog?
There are nuts in your poop. I found them.
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What do squirrels eat? Nuts 🥜
A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store acorns for winter so now I am dead" haha it is funny because the squirrel gets dead.
Q.How do you catch a squirrel? A.Act like a nut. (Psst!Heard this joke before?Sorry!That's the only nut-and-squirrel joke I know.)
How do you get a squirrel to like you? Act like a nut 🥜
Q.what's the best way to eat a squirrel A.open up its little legs
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What do you call a squirrel that flys? A flying squirrel.
