Trump- Caillou can you please stop whining that squirrel didn’t just eat our pizza he also ditched your dad and he’s your stepdad now
Caillou- Why I’m bald Trumpy
Trump- I don’t know but what I do know is that your a massive shit stain
What does a squirrel eat? Deez Nutz in their mouth
An emo girl and a squirrel both fall out of a tree. who hits the ground first? The squirrel. The rope stops the emo girl.
My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. I personally am on the fence.
Dees was a squirrel, who had big nuts. Everybody loved dees big nuts.
How come Mr Squirrel watches porn sometimes? Sometimes he feels like a nut, sometimes he don't
What’s A Squirrels Favourite OTT? Nut-Flix
I tried to come up with a funny pun about squirrels, but all my ideas were nuts.
Why did the squirrel ask for a pay raise? He was paid peanuts.
Why do squirrels love dick? Because it produces nut.
What do squirrels eat at the fair? A-corn dog.
Where do squirrels go for fun? The acorn-ival.
In school, we learned that squirrels stick their nuts in trees. So, just like my uncle dave...
What did one squirrel say to the other ''do you have any nuts''
What would you name a mumafied squirrel?
Perhaps... Mumford?
Q.How do you catch a squirrel? A.Act like a nut. (Psst!Heard this joke before?Sorry!That's the only nut-and-squirrel joke I know.)
Why did the squirrel swim on its back. To keep its nuts dry
Q:How do you get a squirrle to like yopu A:Act like a nut 😂
Q:Why dont eggs tell jokes? A:Because they ́d crack each other up
Son:Dad can you put my shoes on?Dad:No son i dont think they would fit me Im on a sea food diet when i see food i eat it
I used to hate facial hair but then it grew on me
you know I want an ADHD cure. when?
Squirrel
A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store acorns for winter so now I am dead" haha it is funny because the squirrel gets dead.
