Sports jokes
I recently became the coach of an orphanage baseball team.
Because I hate dealing with parents.
I couldn’t understand why the baseball was getting bigger and bigger.
Then it hit me.
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger, then it hit me :3
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
Why can't Asians play baseball?
Because they ate all the bats!
Memes
Which is Ronaldo's favorite son, Matteo or Cristiano Junior?
Neither. His favorite is San Marino, perfect for stat-padding with tap-ins and penalties!
What was Jesus's favorite sport?
Lacrosse.
Why do gay people like sports?
Because they get to play with balls.
What do you call a tall terrorist? Labomb James.
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a hockey player?
A hockey player gets to shower after three periods.
Why can't Chinese play baseball?
Because they eat the bats.
A man is meeting a client in Japan, but arrives a day early. When night hit, he went out with a prostitute. They're having sex, but the prostitute kept shouting "Fuji, Fuji, Fuji!", so the man thinks he's doing a good job. The next day, the man meets his client and they go golfing, and the client gets a hole in one. The man praises him by going "Fuji, Fuji, Fuji!". His client turns around confused and says, "What do you mean wrong hole!?"
Cleveland Browns
Why are the Chinese bad at baseball?
Because they ate all the bats.
I was exploring the Dubai trophy factory when someone came crashing in. It was him, Pristiano Penaldo. He held the workers at gunpoint, forcing them to make him another plastic Mickey Mouse award or he will dive and sue them for assaulting him. Shame on you, pendu!
Why can't Asians play Baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
Q: How do basketball players stay cool during a game?
A: They stand near the fans! 🏀🏀😆😆
Why do orphans miss half their basketball season? Cause they don't have home games.
Why was the computer so good at golf? Because he had a hard drive.
What was the first sport played on the moon?
Capture the flag.