Sports jokes

Ronaldo

Which is Ronaldo's favorite son, Matteo or Cristiano Junior?

Neither. His favorite is San Marino, perfect for stat-padding with tap-ins and penalties!

Memes

Baseball

I couldn’t understand why the baseball was getting bigger and bigger.

Then it hit me.

Sport

Why do gay people like sports?

Because they get to play with balls.

Difference

What’s the difference between a prostitute and a hockey player?

A hockey player gets to shower after three periods.

Misunderstanding

A man is meeting a client in Japan, but arrives a day early. When night hit, he went out with a prostitute. They're having sex, but the prostitute kept shouting "Fuji, Fuji, Fuji!", so the man thinks he's doing a good job. The next day, the man meets his client and they go golfing, and the client gets a hole in one. The man praises him by going "Fuji, Fuji, Fuji!". His client turns around confused and says, "What do you mean wrong hole!?"

Pristiano Penaldo

I was exploring the Dubai trophy factory when someone came crashing in. It was him, Pristiano Penaldo. He held the workers at gunpoint, forcing them to make him another plastic Mickey Mouse award or he will dive and sue them for assaulting him. Shame on you, pendu!

Orphan

Why do orphans miss half their basketball season? Cause they don't have home games.

Hitler

What's the difference between Hitler and Usain Bolt?

One actually finished a race.