Sports jokes
What's a person in a wheelchair's favorite sport?
Jousting.
Why can't Asians play baseball?
Because they ate all the bats!
Why do orphans play tennis? Because that's the only thing they love.
Why are there a lot of whites in hockey?
It’s the only other job that involves beating something black other than being a cop.
When Cincinnati played Alabama in 2021, they wore black at their funeral! 🤣
I couldn’t understand why the baseball was getting bigger and bigger.
Then it hit me.
The orphan was playing baseball. He hit a home run. His coach told him to run home. He couldn't find it.
What’s Kobe Bryant’s favorite rapper? NLE Choppa.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Yo mama so dumb, she thought a quarterback was a refund.
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a hockey player?
A hockey player gets to shower after three periods.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Did you hear the scores of the African basketball game?
It was Eight-Nothing.
Q: Why doesn't Jesus play hockey?
A: He hates getting nailed to the boards.
What is a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross-country!!!
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
What is Jesus' favorite sport? CrossFit.
What is Mexico's favorite sport? Cross country.
What's an orphan's favorite sport?
Baseball, because they finally have a home.
I told a kid in a wheelchair that he should use his rocket league booster.