Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because there would be no home base.
Sports Jokes
Why is it annoying to eat by basketball players? Because they dribble all the time!
Which is Ronaldo's favorite son, Matteo or Cristiano Junior?
Neither. His favorite is San Marino, perfect for stat-padding with tap-ins and penalties!
Why can't Asians play baseball?
Because they ate all the bats!
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger, then it hit me :3
I couldn’t understand why the baseball was getting bigger and bigger.
Then it hit me.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
Why do gay people like sports?
Because they get to play with balls.
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a hockey player?
A hockey player gets to shower after three periods.
Why can't Chinese play baseball?
Because they eat the bats.
A man is meeting a client in Japan, but arrives a day early. When night hit, he went out with a prostitute. They're having sex, but the prostitute kept shouting "Fuji, Fuji, Fuji!", so the man thinks he's doing a good job. The next day, the man meets his client and they go golfing, and the client gets a hole in one. The man praises him by going "Fuji, Fuji, Fuji!". His client turns around confused and says, "What do you mean wrong hole!?"
Cleveland Browns
What do you call a tall terrorist? Labomb James.
Why can't Asians play Baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
I was exploring the Dubai trophy factory when someone came crashing in. It was him, Pristiano Penaldo. He held the workers at gunpoint, forcing them to make him another plastic Mickey Mouse award or he will dive and sue them for assaulting him. Shame on you, pendu!
Why do orphans miss half their basketball season? Cause they don't have home games.
Q: How do basketball players stay cool during a game?
A: They stand near the fans! 🏀🏀😆😆
What's the difference between Hitler and Usain Bolt?
One actually finished a race.
Why are the Chinese bad at baseball?
Because they ate all the bats.
What was the first sport played on the moon?
Capture the flag.
