Sports jokes
Which is Ronaldo's favorite son, Matteo or Cristiano Junior?
Neither. His favorite is San Marino, perfect for stat-padding with tap-ins and penalties!
I couldn’t understand why the baseball was getting bigger and bigger.
Then it hit me.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger, then it hit me :3
My friend had an allergic reaction after he ate a peanut.
We got his EpiPen to help him when Penaldo appeared because he heard the word "PEN". He tried stealing the pen, but I said, "No pens for you," and "Brentford". He cried and ran away. Shame on you, Penaldo the fraud!
Was invited to the inauguration of an I-pad.
We were all ready to begin the event. I was supposed to cut the ribbons, but before I could do that, Penaldo jumped outta nowhere and shouted, "I DON'T WANT I-PAD, I ONLY WANT TO STATPAD!"
Shame on Penaldo for ruining the event! 😡
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because there would be no home base.
What do the Titanic and the Montréal Canadiens have in common? They both sank to the bottom of the Atlantic.
Why is it annoying to eat by basketball players? Because they dribble all the time!
Why are orphans so good at tennis?
They never get love.
What do you call a tall terrorist? Labomb James.
Why do gay people like sports?
Because they get to play with balls.
Why can't Chinese play baseball?
Because they eat the bats.
A man is meeting a client in Japan, but arrives a day early. When night hit, he went out with a prostitute. They're having sex, but the prostitute kept shouting "Fuji, Fuji, Fuji!", so the man thinks he's doing a good job. The next day, the man meets his client and they go golfing, and the client gets a hole in one. The man praises him by going "Fuji, Fuji, Fuji!". His client turns around confused and says, "What do you mean wrong hole!?"
Cleveland Browns
What's the difference between Hitler and Usain Bolt?
One actually finished a race.
Why are the Chinese bad at baseball?
Because they ate all the bats.
What was the first sport played on the moon?
Capture the flag.
Why can't Asians play Baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
I was exploring the Dubai trophy factory when someone came crashing in. It was him, Pristiano Penaldo. He held the workers at gunpoint, forcing them to make him another plastic Mickey Mouse award or he will dive and sue them for assaulting him. Shame on you, pendu!