Sport jokes
P = Person (not original "pun")
P1: Hey girl! P2: I got a bf! P1: Well, I got a Lamborghini Aventador, a Bugatti Super Sports, a yacht, and a private plane. P2: BF stand for breakfast. P2: Oh, and also, where did you get all that stuff? P1: GTA5 P2: You motherfucker!!!
(Communications with this person are now blocked)
Learn math the easiest way from Pendu.
Multiplying any number by 0 is 0 itself.
Hint: Multiplying any number by Pendu's G/A in 2022 is 0 itself.
The answer is 0.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find home.
What is soccer like when you lose your soccer ball?
Orphan: "My Parents."
What did the baseball ⚾️ say to the bat?
“We should touch base.”
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
The NBA.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
I was at a football match, and the ball was getting closer. Then it hit me. *face palm*
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t have a home base.
Why can't orphanages play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Why was the baseball player stuck in the stadium?
'Cause he made his home run.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
LGBTQ = LeBron giving back to qommunities (communities).
Q: What’s the difference between an orphan and a baseball field?
A: A baseball field has a home base.
Why do orphans love table tennis? Because that is the only love they're getting.
How can you be fast and slow at the same time, getting a gold medal in the Special Olympics?
You signed up for football, but you're no good.
Yo mama so dumb that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
Kobe was a bloody legend. Now he's just bloody.
Why does Adolf hate golf?
He ended up in the bunker.