Sport jokes
Kid: Why do orphans like tennis?
Dad: Because it's the only time they get "love."
Helicopter, helicopter, Kobe Bryant in my chopper, Sitting next to burning daughter, Lots of smoke and little laughter.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find their home base.
What’s better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics?
Not being retarded.
A guy goes ice fishing for the very first time. All of a sudden, he hears a voice. “There are no fish under the ice!”
He ignores it and moves to another area, cuts a hole, and tosses his line in. Again, he hears the booming voice: “There are no fish under the ice!”
He nervously looks up and asks, “Lord? Is that you?”
“No, this is the rink manager!”
Memes
Tom aint Tom
Your mother is such a slut, she should be in the NFL hall of fame for the greatest wide receiver!
Why do orphans never play baseball?
'Cause they can never get a home run.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
I’ve just discovered that cock fighting is done with chickens.
12 months of training completely wasted.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They can't find the home plate.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find home base.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t have a home to run to.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home plate is.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
If you jump off a building and yell "parkour," how can they tell that it was intentional? T'was a failed stunt.
Why were the Twin Towers so good at football? They were the best wide receiver of their time!
What is the difference between Usain Bolt and Hitler?
Usain Bolt can finish a race.
How can you be fast and slow at the same time, getting a gold medal in the Special Olympics?
Your mom is so dumb that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
I was in the corner shop to buy some lottery tickets, and the Indian woman was sporting a red dot on her forehead. I scratched it off and won a fucking Ford Focus!