Sport jokes
Why do orphans not play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Kid: Why do orphans like tennis?
Dad: Because it's the only time they get "love."
What’s better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics?
Not being retarded.
What's the difference between a golfer and a skydiver?
A golfer goes *whack* "darn" and a skydiver goes "darn" *whack.*
Helicopter, helicopter, Kobe Bryant in my chopper, Sitting next to burning daughter, Lots of smoke and little laughter.
Memes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find their home base.
A guy goes ice fishing for the very first time. All of a sudden, he hears a voice. “There are no fish under the ice!”
He ignores it and moves to another area, cuts a hole, and tosses his line in. Again, he hears the booming voice: “There are no fish under the ice!”
He nervously looks up and asks, “Lord? Is that you?”
“No, this is the rink manager!”
Your mother is such a slut, she should be in the NFL hall of fame for the greatest wide receiver!
Why do orphans never play baseball?
'Cause they can never get a home run.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
When Helen Keller tries singing the national anthem at the Super Bowl,
Aaaaaaaaaa Aaaaaaaaaa Aaaaaaaaaa.
I’ve just discovered that cock fighting is done with chickens.
12 months of training completely wasted.
What is the difference between runners and my car?
My car is still running.
What's the difference between a hipster and a hockey player? A hockey player changes his pads every third period.
What’s the difference between a WNBA player and a rotten apple? The apple has a chance to make it into the basket.
What do you call a stick with a string on the end of it?
A fishing pole.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They can't find the home plate.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find home base.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t have a home to run to.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home plate is.