Sport jokes
Conor MacGregor to Poirier: "Your wife is your husband!"
(After the fight, or should I say after the fracture.)
Poirier: Really, bitch?
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
The NBA.
What did the baseball ⚾️ say to the bat?
“We should touch base.”
Did you hear about the baseball game between America and Ethiopia?
America - 8
Ethiopia - didn't.
Why did the rapper bring a basketball to the concert?
To drop some SLAM DUNKS on the mic!
China shouldn't play baseball because that would take out the whole world with one bat.
Why was the baseball player stuck in the stadium?
'Cause he made his home run.
🎵Penaldo Thrills🎵
C’mon c’mon turn the VAR on.
It's Penalty time and it won't be long.
Gotta dive and cry some more.
It's Penalty time and it won't be long.
‘Til I Hit the floor and dive alot.
Cry some more and dive alot. That all I need, because I got u my love, Penalty.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
So Steph Curry and Lebron James went on a vacation, and Steph Curry said, "Try not to travel!"
How do you ride two bikes at once?
You ride them in tandem!
Messi isn't as rich as Ronaldo. He cannot afford a Lamborghini.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
If you jump off a building and yell "parkour," how can they tell that it was intentional? T'was a failed stunt.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why is an orphan afraid to play baseball?
They are afraid they won't find home.
Yo mama is so STUPID, she thought the Rams football team were actual RAMS.