Sport jokes
Kid: Why do orphans like tennis?
Dad: Because it's the only time they get "love."
Helicopter, helicopter, Kobe Bryant in my chopper, Sitting next to burning daughter, Lots of smoke and little laughter.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find their home base.
What’s better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics?
Not being retarded.
A guy goes ice fishing for the very first time. All of a sudden, he hears a voice. “There are no fish under the ice!”
He ignores it and moves to another area, cuts a hole, and tosses his line in. Again, he hears the booming voice: “There are no fish under the ice!”
He nervously looks up and asks, “Lord? Is that you?”
“No, this is the rink manager!”
Memes
Tom aint Tom
Your mother is such a slut, she should be in the NFL hall of fame for the greatest wide receiver!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why do orphans never play baseball?
'Cause they can never get a home run.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They can't find the home plate.
Why is an orphan afraid to play baseball?
They are afraid they won't find home.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find home base.
Why does New York have the Jets as their football team if those are what took out the Twin Towers?
How are an orphan and baseball different from each other?
A baseball game has a home run.
Kobe Bryant ain’t flying that well anymore.
Why is an orphan bad at tennis?
'Cause he couldn't get any love.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make a homerun. 😂😂
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because he can't get home.
🎵Penaldo Thrills🎵
C’mon c’mon turn the VAR on.
It's Penalty time and it won't be long.
Gotta dive and cry some more.
It's Penalty time and it won't be long.
‘Til I Hit the floor and dive alot.
Cry some more and dive alot. That all I need, because I got u my love, Penalty.
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
The NBA.
Learn math the easiest way from Pendu.
Multiplying any number by 0 is 0 itself.
Hint: Multiplying any number by Pendu's G/A in 2022 is 0 itself.
The answer is 0.