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Toaster

I will remember my brother's last words: if you can't put a fork in a toaster, how about a spoon?

Yo mama

Yo mama's so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl!

Memes

Dish

A man stands in a puddle, as a car drives through it creating a large splash. Text overlays the image. The man is labeled "me washing dishes" and the car is labeled "a spoon".

Fork

What did the fork say to the spoon?

Nothing, forks don’t speak, silly!

Pot

What did the pot say to the kettle?

"To lick the s*** spoon."

Number

What's funnier than 24? 25!

Name

How do Asians name their kids? They drop spoons and forks down the stairs. Chin Chan Chon.

Memes

Friend

A cartoon girl is shown looking distressed. The text on the image says "When you offer some Nutella to your friend and they don't want to use a spoon. Don't stick your finger inside!"

Violet

HMMMM?

Three vertical panels show a woman cosplaying as Violet from The Incredibles. In the first panel, she is wearing a black top and holding a book. In the second panel, she is wearing Violet's red superhero costume with long black gloves. In the third panel, her silhouette has disappeared, leaving only her eyes and a spoon.

Mama

joe mama roast

A list of ten yo-mama insults written on a dark background.

Thanos

The image shows a meme with three panels featuring Thanos. In the first panel, Thor is grabbing Thanos by the head. In the second panel, someone is using a spoon to force-feed Thanos peas. In the third panel, Thanos has the face of Shaquille O'Neal.

Kitchen

I be ready like come on mfs

A gray cat stands holding a book and a cross. Text says: "After watching horror movie and you hear spoon fall down in the kitchen. Satan is that you?!"

Dish

so true

A man is standing in the street as a car drives through a puddle causing a big splash. Text overlay says "me washing dishes" on the left and "a spoon" on the right.

Argument

I have a spoon

The image shows a soldier in a helmet and gas mask holding a spoon up in the air. Text on the image reads: "I have a spoon. Your argument is invalid."

Microwave

A two-part image showing a Twitter exchange. The top part shows a tweet suggesting a method for scooping hard ice cream, with two photos: a tub of Kemps ice cream and a spoon sitting on the turntable inside a microwave. The bottom part shows a reply tweet with a photo of a microwave emitting smoke and fire, with the text "YOU MOTHER FUCKER".

Dinner

Me at the dinner table

A still from the movie "Captain Eo" showing Michael Jackson looking to either side where two spoons are pointing at him. The text reads: Me at the dinner table.

Argument

Caylez.cc, you need to stop

A person wearing a mask and helmet holds a spoon. The text reads, "I have a spoon, your argument is invalid."

Argument

A soldier in a helmet and gas mask is holding up a spoon and declares, "I have a spoon. Your argument is invalid."

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Boston State of mind by K!ller

Yeah, yeah Ayo, My girl, it's time. It's time, My girl (aight, My girl, begin). Straight out the sexy dungeons of rap.

The towel drops deep as does my handbag. I never drink, 'cause to drink is the Brother of drag. Beyond the walls of spoons, life is defined. I think of hope when I'm in a Boston state of mind.

Hope the drag got some lag. My tag don't like no dirty bag. Run up to the … Read more

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