Spoon

Spoon Jokes

Toaster

I will remember my brother's last words: if you can't put a fork in a toaster, how about a spoon?

Fork

What did the fork say to the spoon?

Nothing, forks don’t speak, silly!

Pot

What did the pot say to the kettle?

"To lick the s*** spoon."

Name

How do Asians name their kids? They drop spoons and forks down the stairs. Chin Chan Chon.