40+ Best Spoon Jokes - Page 3 - Worst Jokes Ever

Pizza

J0K35 · 6 years ago

What do you call a sexually attracted pizza who spoons another pizza?

A Topping.

Airplane

RangaKid · 3 years ago

When you are being spoon-fed and your mum says, "Here comes the airplane."

Argument

DIANEE · 1 year ago

I have a spoon

The image shows a soldier in a helmet and gas mask holding a spoon up in the air. Text on the image reads: "I have a spoon. Your argument is invalid."

Momma

Anonymous · 6 years ago

Your momma is so stupid, when someone said it’s chilly outside, she brought a spoon and bowl.

Cereal

Anonymous · 9 years ago

How did Reese eat her cereal? - Witherspoon!

Cereal

ADHD autist · 3 years ago

Me: Do you take milk before cereal, or cereal before milk?

The adult person I asked: Cereal?

Me: I take the bowl first! What do you do? Do you just pour everything on the table and then eat it?

The person: Yes.

Me: WHAT?!!!??!!

Dad

Anonymous · 5 years ago

Can you make me a bowl of cereal? Oh wait, your dad never came back with the milk.

Dish

ohio_armpit · 3 years ago

A man stands in a puddle, as a car drives through it creating a large splash. Text overlays the image. The man is labeled "me washing dishes" and the car is labeled "a spoon".

Violet

𝓖𝓱𝓸𝓹𝓮𝓻 · 3 years ago

HMMMM?

Three vertical panels show a woman cosplaying as Violet from The Incredibles. In the first panel, she is wearing a black top and holding a book. In the second panel, she is wearing Violet's red superhero costume with long black gloves. In the third panel, her silhouette has disappeared, leaving only her eyes and a spoon.

Microwave

UK · 1 year ago

A two-part image showing a Twitter exchange. The top part shows a tweet suggesting a method for scooping hard ice cream, with two photos: a tub of Kemps ice cream and a spoon sitting on the turntable inside a microwave. The bottom part shows a reply tweet with a photo of a microwave emitting smoke and fire, with the text "YOU MOTHER FUCKER".

Thanos

Swf · 2 years ago

The image shows a meme with three panels featuring Thanos. In the first panel, Thor is grabbing Thanos by the head. In the second panel, someone is using a spoon to force-feed Thanos peas. In the third panel, Thanos has the face of Shaquille O'Neal.

Friend

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A cartoon girl is shown looking distressed. The text on the image says "When you offer some Nutella to your friend and they don't want to use a spoon. Don't stick your finger inside!"

Dinner

Glassiiewxter · 1 year ago

Me at the dinner table

A still from the movie "Captain Eo" showing Michael Jackson looking to either side where two spoons are pointing at him. The text reads: Me at the dinner table.

Mama

Joshisboss · 3 years ago

joe mama roast

A list of ten yo-mama insults written on a dark background.

Setup

Anonymous · 2 years ago

Rate my setup.

A photo of a keyboard, a syringe filled with a brown liquid, a spoon with residue, and pieces of what looks like a drug. All items are on a dark surface.

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Boston State of mind by K!ller

Yeah, yeah Ayo, My girl, it's time. It's time, My girl (aight, My girl, begin). Straight out the sexy dungeons of rap.

The towel drops deep as does my handbag. I never drink, 'cause to drink is the Brother of drag. Beyond the walls of spoons, life is defined. I think of hope when I'm in a Boston state of mind.

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