I will remember my brother's last words: if you can't put a fork in a toaster, how about a spoon?
Yo mama's so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl!
What did the fork say to the spoon?
Nothing, forks don’t speak, silly!
What did the pot say to the kettle?
"To lick the s*** spoon."
What's funnier than 24? 25!
How do Asians name their kids? They drop spoons and forks down the stairs. Chin Chan Chon.
