What did the pencil say to the piece of paper? You FLAT.
What did the spoon say to the pancake batter? You THICK.
What did the pencil say to the piece of paper? You FLAT.
What did the spoon say to the pancake batter? You THICK.
Me: Do you take milk before cereal, or cereal before milk?
The adult person I asked: Cereal?
Me: I take the bowl first! What do you do? Do you just pour everything on the table and then eat it?
The person: Yes.
Me: WHAT?!!!??!!
When you are being spoon-fed and your mum says, "Here comes the airplane."
Your mom is so stupid that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Your mom is so fat that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
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Anyone here a spoon?
How is your cereal? Oh, wait.
One day, I'm going to Malta to a big hotel. In the morning, I go down to eat breakfast. I tell the waitress I want two pieces of toast. She brings me only one piece. I tell her I want a piece. She says, "Go to the toilet." I say, "You don't understand. I want a piece on my plate." She says, "You better not piss on your plate, you son of a bitch." I don't even know the lady, and she calls me a son of a bitch.
I don't need this shit!!
Later, I go to eat at the big restaurant. The waitress brings me a spoon and a knife, but no fork. I tell her I wanted a fork. She tells me everyone wanna fuck. I say, "You don't understand, I want a fork on my table." She says, "You better not fuck on the table, you son of a bitch." I don't even know the lady, and she calls me a son of a bitch.
I don't need this shit!
So, I go back to my room in a hotel, and there are no sheets on the bed. I call the manager and tell him I want a sheet. He tells me, go to the toilet. I say, "You don't understand, I want a sheet on my bed." He says, "You better not shit on my bed, you son of a bitch."
I go to the checkout, and the man at the desk says, 'Peace on you.' I say, 'Piss on you too, you son of a bitch. I'm going back to Italia. Arrivederci!'
I don't need this shit!
Moral of the story, don't go to Australia with a Korean accent.
How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw spoons at her.
What is the difference between me and the Twin Towers?
My mom was only airplane feeding me a spoon.
Yo momma so dumb, when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon.
Yo mama so fat... she brought a spoon... to the SUPER BOOOOOOWL! YEAHHHHHHH!!!!!
Yo mama so stupid, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Your mama is so fat, when her husband said, "Let's go to the Super Bowl," she bought a spoon.
Your mom is so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Your mum is so fat that she took a spoon to the supercool.
Yo mama so stupid, she went to the Super Bowl with a spoon!
How do you name a Chinese person?
You drop a metal spoon on a tile floor.
How do you cook macaroni? With a shark-spoon-a-rooni!
Jomama so dumb, she brung a spoon to the Super Bowl.