What did the pencil say to the piece of paper? You FLAT.
What did the spoon say to the pancake batter? You THICK.
Spoon Jokes
Me: Do you take milk before cereal, or cereal before milk?
The adult person I asked: Cereal?
Me: I take the bowl first! What do you do? Do you just pour everything on the table and then eat it?
The person: Yes.
Me: WHAT?!!!??!!
When you are being spoon-fed and your mum says, "Here comes the airplane."
Your mom is so stupid that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Your mom is so fat that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Anyone here a spoon?
How is your cereal? Oh, wait.
One day, I'm going to Malta to a big hotel. In the morning, I go down to eat breakfast. I tell the waitress I want two pieces of toast. She brings me only one piece. I tell her I want a piece. She says, "Go to the toilet." I say, "You don't understand. I want a piece on my plate." She says, "You better not piss on your plate, you son of a bitch." I don't even know the lady, and she calls me a son of a bitch.
I don't need this shit!!
Later, I go to eat at the big restaurant. The waitress brings me a spoon and a knife, but no fork. I tell her I wanted a fork. She tells me everyone wanna fuck. I say, "You don't understand, I want a fork on my table." She says, "You better not fuck on the table, you son of a bitch." I don't even know the lady, and she calls me a son of a bitch.
I don't need this shit!
So, I go back to my room in a hotel, and there are no sheets on the bed. I call the manager and tell him I want a sheet. He tells me, go to the toilet. I say, "You don't understand, I want a sheet on my bed." He says, "You better not shit on my bed, you son of a bitch."
I go to the checkout, and the man at the desk says, 'Peace on you.' I say, 'Piss on you too, you son of a bitch. I'm going back to Italia. Arrivederci!'
I don't need this shit!
Moral of the story, don't go to Australia with a Korean accent.
How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw spoons at her.
What is the difference between me and the Twin Towers?
My mom was only airplane feeding me a spoon.
Yo momma so dumb, when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon.
Yo mama so fat... she brought a spoon... to the SUPER BOOOOOOWL! YEAHHHHHHH!!!!!
Yo mama so stupid, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Your mama is so fat, when her husband said, "Let's go to the Super Bowl," she bought a spoon.
Your mom is so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Your mum is so fat that she took a spoon to the supercool.
Yo mama so stupid, she went to the Super Bowl with a spoon!
How do you name a Chinese person?
You drop a metal spoon on a tile floor.
How do you cook macaroni? With a shark-spoon-a-rooni!
Jomama so dumb, she brung a spoon to the Super Bowl.
