Spoon jokes
What did the fork say to the spoon?
Nothing, forks don’t speak, silly!
Yo momma so stupid... weather man says it's chilly outside... instead of a jacket, she gets a bowl and spoon!
Bf: Hey, what ya doing?
Gf: Just lying in bed.
Bf: Just lying in bed?
Gf: And eating cereal.
Bf: Ha, nice, what would you do if I was in bed next to you...?
Gf: Eat my cereal.
Bf: I mean if the cereal wasn't there.
Gf: I'd get out of bed and get more cereal.
Joe Mama so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl!
Anyone here a spoon?
Your mom is so stupid that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Yo mama so fat... she brought a spoon... to the SUPER BOOOOOOWL! YEAHHHHHHH!!!!!
Three people explored the jungles, one was from France, one from Britain, and the other from America.
While exploring, they were captured by the tribe living there. The tribesmen told the three, "You three have invaded our territory, so we must kill you and use your bodies to create canoes. However, we aren't that heartless, so we'll let you choose your deaths."
So the French guy asked for a gun, pointed to his head, and said "Viva la France!" and shot himself. The Britain guy requested poison and said, "For the Queen!" and drank the poison. Lastly, the American asked for a spoon. The tribesmen were confused but still gave him the spoon. When the American got the spoon, he started stabbing himself, "Try make a canoe out of this one!"
How is your cereal? Oh, wait.
What do you call a sexually attracted pizza who spoons another pizza?
A Topping.
When you are being spoon-fed and your mum says, "Here comes the airplane."
Your momma is so stupid, when someone said it’s chilly outside, she brought a spoon and bowl.
How do you cook macaroni? With a shark-spoon-a-rooni!
Can you make me a bowl of cereal? Oh wait, your dad never came back with the milk.
Yo mama's so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl!
How do you name a Chinese person?
You drop a metal spoon on a tile floor.
Your mum is so fat that she took a spoon to the supercool.
How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw spoons at her.
Your mom is so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Me: Do you take milk before cereal, or cereal before milk?
The adult person I asked: Cereal?
Me: I take the bowl first! What do you do? Do you just pour everything on the table and then eat it?
The person: Yes.
Me: WHAT?!!!??!!