Your momma so stupid when someone said it’s chilly outside she brought a spoon and bowl
Yo momma so stupid...weather man says it chilli outside....instead of a jacket..She gets a bowl and spoon!!!
A young cowboy entered a seedy cafe in a small West Texas town. He sat at the counter and spotted an elderly cowboy with his arms folded and his gaze fixed on a bowl of chili. After roughly 15 minutes of staring at it, the young cowboy boldly inquired, “If you’re not going to eat it, do you mind if I do?” Slowly turning his head toward the young wrangler, the older cowboy muttered, in his best cowboy voice, “Nah. Go ahead.” The young cowboy eagerly reached over and slid the bowl over to his spot, spooning it in with glee. He was almost to the bottom when he noticed a rotten dead rat in the chili. The sight was shocking and he immediately upchucked the chili into the bowl. The old cowboy quietly said, “Yep, that’s as far as I got, too...”
Joe mama so fat she brought a spoon to the super bowl
ya clown so stupid it took a spoon to the Superbowl
I really want to beat the living daylights out of you but it's not worth getting the wooden spoon for garbage
Your is so stupid that she brought a spoon to the super bowl
Ur mom is so fat that she brang a spoon to the superbowl
How do you confuse a blonde paint yourself green and throw spoons at her.
3 people explored the jungles, one was was France, one from Britain, and the other from America. While exploring, they were captured by the tribe living there. The tribesmen told the three "You three have invaded our territory, so we must kill you and use your bodies to create canoes. However we aren't that heartless so we'll let you choose your deaths." So the French guy asked for a gun, pointed to his head and said "Viva la France" and shot himself. The Britain guy requested for poison and said "For the queen" and drank the poison. Lastly the American asked for a spoon, the tribesmen were confused but still gave him the spoon. When the American got the spoon, he started stabbing himself "Try make a canoe out of this one!"
Yo mamma so stupid, she brought a spoon to the superbowl.
What is the difference between me and the twin towers. My mom was only airplane feeding me a spoon.
Yo momma so dumb when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon.
YO MAMA! Yo mama so fat... she brought a spoon... to the SUPER BOOOOOOWL! YEAHHHHHHH!!!!!
Your mum is so fat that she toke a spoon to the supercool
Your mama so fat when her husband said let’s go to the Super Bowl she bought a spoon
Ur mom is so fat she brought a spoon to the super bowl
Yo mama so stupid, she went to the Super Bowl with a spoon
How do u name a Chinese person? You drop a metal spoon on a tile floor.
How do you cook macaroni .with a shark-spoon-a-rooni
