Q: what’s the difference between Usain Bolt and Adolf hitler?
A: One got to finish a race
You say to your slow friend: Damn your slower than Stephen Hawkings. And that takes some talent.
Sonic says: Gotta go fast! The Hulk SMASH! Orphan says Gotta go home!
I wonder of Steven hawking was a organ donor cuz i need new parts for my go kart
what do you call a running chicken
scared
What do tomatoes 🍅 learn to do in a race?
Ketchup!
What is red and tan and spins for about 50mph??
A baby in a blender
What's white, yellow and goes 40 mph?
A train driver's egg sandwich
Teacher says okay class today were gonna talk about what everyone wants to be when they grow up Little Johnny how about you go first. Little jonny: " I want to be a speed bump when I grow up!"
A anti-bullying PSA and speeding PSA from the same creator meet one another. The death toll went sky high.
Race car backwards is race car but if you turn race car sideways that’s how Paul walker go sent to gods inbox
I went out for a drive, and attempted to drift on the road, it didn't end well for me, or fo the speed bumps I hit. *wait. there isn't any road bumps* *o h s h i t.*
What is the most popular game at the orphanage?
Need For Speed MOST Wanted.
why did Paul walker died because he crashed a car in a tree
im not suicidal im just speedrunning life
What do you call a wheelchair user in a fire HOTWHEELS
What do you get when you have a class of kids, and a speeding car? A 24 killstreak
A shark can swim faster than me, but I can run faster than a shark.
So in a triathlon, it would all come down to whoever can ride a bike the fastest.
Every male is expected to pass their drivers test, Paul Walker clearly failed his
What do you call a Pokémon who can’t move very fast? A Slow-poke.
