I can measure the speed of an object. Because I want to km/s
why are cheetahs the best animals? The cheetah is the fastest land animal in the world. They can reach a top speed of around 113 km per hour. A cheetah can accelerate from 0 to 113 km in just a few seconds. Cheetahs are extremely fast however they tire quickly and can only keep up their top speed for a few minutes before they are too tired to continue. Cheetahs are smaller than other members of the big cat family, weighing only 45 – 60 kilograms. One way to always recognise a cheetah is by the long, black lines which run from the inside of each eye to the mouth. These are usually called “tear lines” and scientists believe they help protect the cheetah’s eyes from the harsh sun and help them to see long distances. Cheetahs are the only big cat that cannot roar. They can purr though and usually purr most loudly when they are grooming or sitting near other cheetahs. While lions and leopards usually do their hunting at night, cheetahs hunt for food during the day. A cheetah has amazing eyesight during the day and can spot prey from 5 km away. Cheetahs cannot climb trees and have poor night vision. With their light body weight and blunt claws, cheetahs are not well designed to protect themselves or their prey. When a larger or more aggressive animal approaches a cheetah in the wild, it will give up its catch to avoid a fight. Cheetahs only need to drink once every three to four days.
My wife wanted a present that could go from Zero to 80 very quickly.
So I got her a new set of bathroom scales.
what is red and green and goes 100 miles per hour? A frog in a blender
What Runs Faster Than Stephen Hawking In His Wheel Chair. His Internet
I ran over neighbors cat last night and I just want to say... THAT THING WAS FAST! I had run a red light to get it!
They said I couldnt drive. now they know i cant cause they are all dead
When you going 80 mph and hit a speed bump Then the speed bump starts screaming
Why do animals have playing cards with foxes?-They’re a bunch of cheetahs
Superman was bored and wanted to go out, he called all his super friends but they were all busy. He even calls Louis but it's her time of the month. He flies to the liquor store and buy some beer and gets drunk. As has flying he sees wonder woman naked on top of the roof, he starts thinking 'I will fly down.......and have sex with her sooooo fast "BURP" that she WON'T know what happen. "HICKUP" He flies to her faster than a speed of light BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG and flies away with a smile he passes out and crashed into a wall. Wonder woman jumps up and screams 'WHAT WAS THAT........ the invisible man appears holding his butt and he gets off on wonder woman and says 'I dont know but my butt hurts real bad'.
Who are the fastest readers? Nine eleven victims because they fell through 720 stories in under 10 seconds
Driving on a road at night and hit a speed bump. Remember there are no speed bumps..... I hit bambie
Why did Paul Walker cross the road?
He wasn’t wearing a seat belt
A Blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer, who was also a blonde.
The Blonde Cop asked to see the blonde driver's license. She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated.
'What does it look like?' she finally asked. The policewoman replied, 'It's square and it has you picture on it.'
The driver finally found a square mirror in her purse, looked at it and handed it to the policewoman. 'Here it is,' she said.
The Blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying, "OK, you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop..."
Whats fast and almost got away? A Mexican jumping the border.
Who reads the fastest? The pilot of the plane who hit one of the twin towers, He took out 83 stories in one go.
My favorite thing to do on my free time is putting a large skewer on the front of my car and speeding through a school zone trying to make a kebab.
What bumps up and down at 100km an hour?
A baby tied to the back of a speeding truck
Did you know the people in the twin towers were great readers?
Yea, they went through 80 stories in seconds.
why can’t pedophiles ever win races? Because they are always coming in a little behind.
