So Paul Walker made a rap cover. It is called "Straight Out of Windshield."
I love telling stories as theatrical plays. When we had a free dress day near Christmas, my teacher dressed up as a reindeer, so I got my teacher involved... and shot her.
Your momma is so skinny, she hula hoops with a Cheerio!
Jack and Jill went up the Jill so Jack could lick Jill's fanny, but Jack had a shock with a mouthful of cock because was actually a tranny.
I have a problem. My dad and my girlfriend have the same birthday. So, one took my virginity, and the other is my girlfriend.
Hell in Greek times was known as cold and misty... so now just look at Seattle.
Yo mama so fat, she has her own event horizon.
Wanted to get the scoop on history of ice cream, so I went to Sunday school.
Your forehead's so big, when you were being born, the doctors thought you had no face.
How is Stephen Hawking so smart? He uploads it to his software.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.
What's so great about dead baby jokes? They never get old.
Why is it so difficult to watch hentai?
They moan louder than your speakers.
Yo mama's so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.
Tj's hairline is so far back, Blue's Clues can't find it.
Roses are red, violets are black, your mum's so fat she sold her son for 10 Big Macs.
Why’s it so hard to break up with a Japanese girl? You gotta drop the bomb twice.
So, I was sitting with my little brother and talking about our dreams. "What do you wanna be when you grow up?" I asked him. He answered, "A doctor!" I wanted to tease him so I said, "I wouldn't be treated by a doctor like you." I was hoping he would get mad or something, but instead, he calmly replied, "Brother, I said doctor. Not a vet."
My mom said the happier a person is when sick, the sooner they get better.
So I went to the hospital, hooked up everyone's breathing masks to laughing gas.
A girl said to me yesterday, "I don't know why men act like they are better than women, we all know women are supreme." I was confused, so I asked her how, and she told me, "Well, us women have a pussy, ass, and tits, while guys only have a penis. Women have 3 things while guys only have 1. Women are obviously supreme over men." I told her, "Actually, guys have more than women." "How so?" "Men have rights."
Once i was walking along the beach and there was a girl with no arms or legs there, i walked by and she said excuse me, will you touch me ive never been touched before, i was like okay so i touched her, i kept on walking along and there was the same girl, she said sir will you kiss me, i went alright so i went up and kissed her, i thought that was weird but anyway i kept walking along and there she was again, she said sir will you fuck me? I went okay so i picked her up and threw her in the ocean and went YOUR FUCKED NOW
