SOS jokes

If a fly loses its wings, is it now a walk? Wait a minute, I found out a mind blower. So the 🌎 is the 3rd planet from the sun, doesn't that mean all countries are called the 3rd country of 🌎? If I get 10 likes, I'll do one mind-blowing fact daily.

So this guy is talking to his buddy about his flying lessons. "My first time in the air, my instructor informed me that he was an 8th degree black belt and homosexual, and if I don't succumb to his sexual advances I would have to jump out of the plane," and his buddy says, "Well, did you jump?" The guy says, "Yeah, a little at first."

Why are orphans so bad at poker?

They don’t know what a full house is!

I get so many things stuck in my head, though, unfortunately none of them were a bullet.

Your mom is so fat that if she sits on top of a gas station, she will lower the prices.

Yo mama so fat that when I banged her in the jacuzzi, there was a level 8 tsunami.

Pickup lines in 2022 are like: "Are you Russia? Because your bombs are so big!"

Yo mama is so ugly, when she went trick or treating on Halloween 2016, the clowns thought she was their supreme leader.

Yo mama is so fat, that when I unfollowed her on Instagram, my phone got 1 GB of storage.

So my dad said to me and my sister, "Don't fight," but did he mean "fist fight" or "yelling fight?"

Why was the stadium so hot?

Because all the fans left!

Why is the bottom of the sea so dark?

Because Black people can’t swim.

Why does Batman’s mask only cover half of his face?

So the police can see that he’s white.

Your hairline is so bad that it makes Lebron's hairline look normal.

yo mama so stupid she climbed up a glass wall to see what was on the other side.

I hate child murderers, they're always so high-pitched.

Yo mama's so stupid that she studied for her eye test.

Yo mama so old, she knew Burger King when he was a prince.

So I went to the doctor's and the doctor said, "Pick a star sign, any star sign."

So I said, "Aquarius."

And the doctor said, "Nah mate, you've got cancer."

My kids are so ungrateful. I got them a new dishwasher and they just won't stop complaining about their mom.