SOS jokes

Yo mama is so ugly she's the reason why Batman fights crime at night.

You're so ugly the whole world faked a virus just so you could wear a mask.

Your mom is so fat that if she sits on top of a gas station, she will lower the prices.

Yo mama so fat that when I banged her in the jacuzzi, there was a level 8 tsunami.

Why is the bottom of the sea so dark?

Because Black people can’t swim.

Yo mama is so fat, that when I unfollowed her on Instagram, my phone got 1 GB of storage.

I get so many things stuck in my head, though, unfortunately none of them were a bullet.

I was beefing with a dude in a wheelchair, so I took his wheelchair and threw it across the street and told him, "Walk it off, you will be fine."

Why are orphans so bad at poker?

They don’t know what a full house is!

Pickup lines in 2022 are like: "Are you Russia? Because your bombs are so big!"

Yo mama is so ugly, when she went trick or treating on Halloween 2016, the clowns thought she was their supreme leader.

So my dad said to me and my sister, "Don't fight," but did he mean "fist fight" or "yelling fight?"

Why was the stadium so hot?

Because all the fans left!

yo mama so stupid she climbed up a glass wall to see what was on the other side.

Your hairline is so bad that it makes Lebron's hairline look normal.

A man asked his girlfriend what she wanted to eat one night, and she said "Chinese food," so he took her to China. The next night, he asked her again. She said, "Indian," so he took her to India. The next night, he asked her again. She said, "Nothin'," so he took her to Africa.

Yo mama's so stupid that she studied for her eye test.

I hate child murderers, they're always so high-pitched.

Yo mama so old, she knew Burger King when he was a prince.

So I went to the doctor's and the doctor said, "Pick a star sign, any star sign."

So I said, "Aquarius."

And the doctor said, "Nah mate, you've got cancer."