Your mom's so small that she hang glided on a Dorito!
yo mama is so dumb that she tried to climb mountain du
Ur hairline goes so far back even Dora the explorer couldn’t find it
Yo ass so fat that you can't see your toes.
When you go to the movies, you take up seven rows.
Why did the idiot post so many 9/11 jokes?
Answer: Because his mom is a whore!
Qassem Soleimani is so popular today.
I mean, he just blew up overnight!
Your hairline's so far up, they call it a skyline!
Rape can happen to anybody, so I think I will continue taking the short cut home through the dark alleyways, wearing barely anything and walk really close to bushes.
(True story) Today I was bringing some tortilla chips upstairs for some chips and dip, and I dropped them, so my mom goes “Oh, now they’re broken.”
And I took an opportunity to make a pun, so I said, “No, they’re just chipped.”
You’re so fat,
that your family moved to the other side of the U.S.A., but they still see you.
You’re so fat that when you sit on the toilet, it says, “A B C D E F G, get your butt off of me!”
You're so fat,
when you stepped on the scale,
Buzz Lightyear came out and said,
"To infinity and beyond!"
Yo mama so ugly,
they won’t give her a vaccine so she can keep wearing her mask.
yo mama so ugly
my screen cracked when she took her photo
yo mama so fat
she fell off BOTH side of the bed
yo mama so old
her memory is black and white
yo mama so stupid
she thought DUNKIN DONUTS was a basketball team
Your mum is so fat, she needs 3 different watches for 3 different time zones.
Yo son so excellent, he gone to a Rubik’s cube competition who competed against his daddy.
Why do orphans like boomerang so much
Because they come back.
