So I accidentally just tipped over my parylized sister.
your forhead so big scientests mesured it studyed it and then finally they said :OH MY GOD... your forhead is so big its a 50 mile car ride from your eyebrous to your hair and
Hairline is so far up I Patrick my homes can't even sell to a widereceiver
your so skinny that you fall
your so poor that you die and go to the backrooms
So big that when you step you break the whole galaxy
your so fat when you step you break the galexy
your so fat that people say your the biggest bird
i made a deal with satan. i would get a free pass to hell, if i serve as a demon lord. so, see you guys at the end of times!
Study tip: laminate your notes so they don't get damaged by the tears
How do you get a woman to give head? Force it down her throat and hold the back of her head. Make her gag for a little and then pull out. Do this over and over for 30 seconds or so. If she doesn't open up, choke her and force her mouth open. Woman aren't human anyways... lol
“Hey today was great” “What happened” “I ran into my ex today” “What’s so great about that?” “I was in my car”
When my family goes to weddings, my senior relatives tell me things like “You’re next!”, so I started doing the same to them at funerals.
The cemetery is so crowded, people are just dying to get in.
Your hairline so bad even Ariana Grande stopped singing because of it
my bad but you stink so bad you past by a trashcan and it yes wow! i didnt know i had family!
An orphan was running down the road.. a car pulled up and said "get in" so the orphan got in and said "where we going?" the kidnapper said "i'm taking you to my house" he orphan replied "OML YOUR ADOPTING ME!?"
You don't want to know why it takes so long to put a dead woman in a mass produced coffin in a pre buried grave dug by machinery, that is then filled by mourners.
roses are red potatoes are brown ur mom so hot i put her down
your forehead is so big your mum spent an extra hour in the birth delivery room
