Why do orphans like to go to church? So they have someone to call father. If you're bored, punch an orphan in the face. What is he gonna do, tell his parents?
Why do people consume "Laxatives"?
Answer: So that they can take a "Shit", STUPID!
My uncle hid my weed, so I hid his wheelchair.
Why am I so successful?
When I was told to go big or go home, I only had one option.
yo momma's so fat, when she gets an abortion, she can feed the entire country of africa leftovers
You're so fat when you walk into the mall, you *are* the mall.
"Poor old fool," thought the gentleman as he watched an old man fish in a puddle outside a pub. He invited the old man inside for a drink.
The gentleman asked, "So how many have you caught today?"
The old man replied, "You're the eighth."
Yo mama so fat, Bill Gates went broke trying to buy her dinner.
I'm so depressed, I gave my therapist trauma.
Friend: Why do you like Minecraft so much?
Me: Because I love miners!
knock knock. whos there? not your parents :) so kawaii fr
Man, your hairline is so bad it started from the beginning of the month to the end!
yo moma so stupid that she thought dunkin donuts was a basketball team
Your mom's so small that she hang glided on a Dorito!
yo mama is so dumb that she tried to climb mountain du
Ur hairline goes so far back even Dora the explorer couldn’t find it
Yo ass so fat that you can't see your toes.
When you go to the movies, you take up seven rows.
Why did the idiot post so many 9/11 jokes?
Answer: Because his mom is a whore!
Qassem Soleimani is so popular today.
I mean, he just blew up overnight!
Your hairline's so far up, they call it a skyline!
