SOS jokes
This man has been through all kinda shit in his life. So one day, he finally looks at himself in the mirror and says, "If another person looks at me again, I'm going to kill myself." He looks at himself and no one ever heard from him again.
Yo mom's so old, she went into the museum and walked out with a raise.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Yo mama's so dumb, she waited until the stop sign turned blue.
Yo mama's so fat, when she got pregnant, she fell to the earth's core.
I'm autistic, and I find these so funny.
I saw this kid who looked depressed, so I threw a torch at him. I thought I would brighten up his day.
He’s so short no one can see you very close by.
Why are orphans so good at tennis?
They never get love.
What’s the best part of fucking Noor’s vulva (btw Noor is black)? If my dick is right beside Mara’s vulva (btw Mara’s white and so am I).
You're so ugly, even the Twin Towers got a better upgrade than you!
Yo, barber fucked up so bad he had to get a breathalyzer test.
Yo, barber fucked up so bad he pulled out a "Plants vs. Zombies" map and that shii fit perfectly.
Yo mama so fat, she could fly a hot air balloon by letting out her gas.
Yo mama so ugly, when she tried to enter an ugly contest, they said they didn't allow professionals.
Guy: You won't eat a human, so why do you eat meat?
Other Guy: It is bold of you to think I won't eat a human.
Your mom is so ugly when she tried to enter the ugly contest, they said they don't allow professionals.
Yo mama is so fat when she stepped on the scale, it said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"
Yo mama so stupid, she bought a solar powered flashlight.
Yo mama so fat, her cereal bowl has a lifeguard.
Yo mama so stupid, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.