Why did the idiot post so many 9/11 Jokes?
Answer; Because his mom is a whore!
Qassem Soleimani is so popular today. I mean he just blew up overnight
your hairlines so far up they call it a skyline
Rape can happen to anybody, so I think I will continue taking the short cut home through the dark alleyways wearing barely anything and walk really close to bushes
(True story) Today I was bring some tortilla chips upstairs for some chips and dip, and I dropped them, so my mom goes “oh, now they’re broken.” And I took an opportunity to make a pun, so I said, “No, they’re just chipped.”
you’re so fat
that ur family moved to the other side of the U.S.A., but they still see u
you’re so fat
that when u sit on the toilet
it says
“A B C D E F G, get ur butt off of me”
you so fat
when you stepped on the scale
Buzz Lightyear came out and said
“to INFINITY and beyond”
yo mama so ugly
they won’t give her a vaccine so she can keep wearing her mask
yo mama so ugly
my screen cracked when she took her photo
yo mama so fat
she fell off BOTH side of the bed
yo mama so old
her memory is black and white
yo mama so stupid
she thought DUNKIN DONUTS was a basketball team
Your mum is so fat she needs 3 different watches for 3 different time zones
Yo son so excellent he gone to a Rubik’s cube competition who competed against his daddy
Why do orphans like boomerang so much
Because they come back.
Why do Inbred White Trash Racists talk so much Shit?
Answer; Because deep down inside, they KNOW that they are nothing but PATHETIC LOSERS!
A Boy in nursery asked a girl out. She ran away crying in fear. So he just went back to teaching
Yo mama so poor she eats 🥣 cereal with a fork to safe 🥛 milk
Your hair line is so curved that mcdonald's hired you to be there M
