SOS jokes

So, one day Kylin Banks was playing football. Then he saw Violet. After he saw her, he got bricked up. Then he ran after her and rubbed his pickle all over her. She was so happy.

I lit a retirement home on fire so that all the seniors can be cremated for free.

Why did the orphan cross the road?

So he can be hit by a car and be reunited with his parents.

So can we agree that Jesus was the first victim of cancel culture?

You are so adopted that you don't have a home button on Google Maps.

Your forehead is so big, you think in 4K.

Your forehead is so big when you walk by I can't see what's in front of me.

You're so fat, you lasted a whole year on the cross just off of your fat.

Your mum so fat, she broke the stairs down to the fridge.

My doctor said I need to lose calories, so I got a piece of paper, wrote "calories," and lit it on fire.

Yo, so poor that you wash your paper plates and cutlery in a kids' dishwasher.

You're so poor you put paper cutlery in the dishwasher.

You're so poor, if I ever broke into your house, I'd give you things.

Why do orphans kill people so they can finally be wanted?

So, I was on the phone with a scam caller. He said he knew where I lived and would kill my children and wife. Jokes on him, I already did.

Your mama is so ugly even the trolls threw up.

I went to school on a Saturday. My teacher asked why I am here, so I replied that my brother told me to go to hell.

You're so ugly, even a Snapchat filter can't fix it.

Your hairline is so expired, it’s more expired than your milk!

Why did the orphan jump off of bridge?

So they can reunite with their dead family.