Ur mum so fat that when she walked into a bar, they said, "Sorry, we don't sell food here."
SOS Jokes
Your mum is so fat that when you walk around her, you get lost.
Your mum is so old that when I told her to act her age, she died.
Ur mum is so fat that when she lived in a flat on the highest floor, she fell through the inner floor.
You're so fat that you broke Thanos's snap!
You're so fat that when Thanos snapped his finger, you broke the correction.
Why do orphans like to go to church?
So they have someone to call father.
If you're bored, punch an orphan in the face. What is he gonna do, tell his parents?
Why do people consume "Laxatives"?
Answer: So that they can take a "Shit", STUPID!
My uncle hid my weed, so I hid his wheelchair.
Why am I so successful?
When I was told to go big or go home, I only had one option.
Yo momma's so fat, when she gets an abortion, she can feed the entire country of Africa leftovers.
You're so fat when you walk into the mall, you *are* the mall.
"Poor old fool," thought the gentleman as he watched an old man fish in a puddle outside a pub. He invited the old man inside for a drink.
The gentleman asked, "So how many have you caught today?"
The old man replied, "You're the eighth."
Yo mama so fat, Bill Gates went broke trying to buy her dinner.
I'm so depressed, I gave my therapist trauma.
Friend: Why do you like Minecraft so much?
Me: Because I love miners!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not your parents :) so kawaii fr.
Man, your hairline is so bad it started from the beginning of the month to the end!
Yo momma so stupid that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
Your mom's so small that she hang glided on a Dorito!
