Yo momma's so ugly, when she threw a boomer rang, it refused to come back.
Yo momma's so poor, she chases a garbage truck with a grocery list in her hand.
Yo momma's teeth so yellow, when she smiled at traffic, all the cars slew down.
Yo momma's so fat, when she bought a fur coat, all animals went extinct.
Yo momma's so ugly, that when she walked into a Haunted Mansion, she walked back out with a job application.
A cop saw an old lady carrying two sacks. He asked the lady what she was doing. She opened one bag and shows a bunch of cash.
"How did you get all this?" asked the cop.
"Well, I live behind a golf course, and my backyard has many holes in its fence. Since there are no bathrooms nearby, the golfers stick their dicks through the holes and piss onto my hard, and that keeps killing my flowers. So, I grabbed my hedge clippers, and when they stick it through, I grab their dick and yell, '10 bucks right now or it comes clean off!' After that, nobody pees in my yard ever again."
The cop responded with, "Dang. But what about the other bag?"
She said, "Not everybody paid."
Yo mama so fat, she thought "RAW MEN" was "RAMEN."
Yo mama so STUPID she thought the rams football team were actual RAMS
Yo Mama is so STUPID she thought the football team Rams were actually the animal Rams
Once I got one so big, they were going to make 9/11 2.0!
Today I went to the doctor for a test, and he said I have 10 months to live.
So later that day I stabbed him to death, and the judge sentenced me for 15 years in prison. Problem solved!
Yo mama so fat that when she bought food, she ran out of money.
I went to the grocery and they said I did something wrong, but I thought they were talking about a food, so I said, "Wrong yummy!"
Yo momma is so stupid, she saw an anime and started eating a live rabbit, and thought she would get powers!
My wheelchair-bound friend was getting bullied, so I told him to stand up for himself.
Your mama so fat, she caused a traffic jam just by crossing the street.
Yo mama so fat, when I swerved to miss her, I ran out of gas.
I'm so depressed that when I smile my Face ID won't work.
Help, my ADHD is so bad that not even I can focus in a concentration camp.
Your mama is so fat, she needs two phones to take a picture of herself.
