SOS jokes
Why was the orphan so successful?
Because his options were to go bigger or go home. He only had one choice. :)
Yo mama's so poor that when I was walking down the street, I saw her kicking the trash can, and I asked, "What are you doing?" She said, "I'm moving!"
I'm 50% human, so that 50% stupid is 100% you.
Yo mama so ugly, when she went to an ugly contest, they told her, "No pros allowed."
My mom always said garlic powder makes everything better, so I sprinkled some on my divorce papers and my wife's broken leg.
My friend Josh made a joke about Liam's hairline, even though his ears are so big and his face looks like a monkey... if they were white.
They laughed at my drawing, so I laughed at their chalk outline.
Yo mama so fat, when she sits down she dislocates Earth out of its orbit.
Yo mama so fat that when she steps into an elevator, she has to go down.
Yo mama is so fat your dad could never get away.
Your hairline [is] so bad it went down like the Twin Towers.
My friend Liam has a hairline [if you can even call it a hairline] so bad it keeps going back for miles.
Sister: You're so stupid.
Me: Calling me stupid doesn't make you any smarter!
Yo mama so fat when she went to the movie theater, she sits next to everyone.
Yo mama so stupid, she thought a quarterback was a refund.
Your hairline is so far back that your forehead looks like a growing parasite!
Yo, hairline go so far back that your dad found it before you did.
Your hairline is so far back it looks like it got smacked up by Will Smith.
Your mum is so fat and so dumb that she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Your mum is so fat that she took a spoon to the supercool.