Your so ugly that they faked a whole pandemic just so you can put on a mask to cover that ugly ass face
yo mama so stupid she brought a spoon to the super bowl
Q: why are orphans so Successful A:because when they where yunger they they got told go big or go home and only had one option
Yo mamas so fat when she wants to take a bath, they need to make more H2O
Today is Good Friday, so there will be no meat for us to eat. Instead we have to do what lesbians do and eat fish.
I'm so depressed that when I smile my Face ID doesn't recognize me
Male Patient: So I just pull my pants down and bend over for this prostate exam? Doctor: Yep. Male Patient: Ok im ready. Hey! That doesn't feel like a finger. Doctor: Yep, and im not even a doctor.
yo mama so nasty she gave yo daddy head then gave you a kiss good night
your mama is so fat when she stepped on the scale the doctor asked for her weight not her phone number.
White girl : So this crystal cures my depression and helps me lose weight? Me holding a rock of meth : YES!!!
why are there so many scars and cuts on your arm?
Because its a battlefield
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37. After 5 long years of studying, a student comes rushing into Einstein's office shouting... "Sir, Sir, I finally understand your theory of Special Relativity!" Einstein rolls his eyes, "It's about time".
38. An eight-year old boy had never spoken a word. One afternoon, as he sat eating his lunch he turned to his mother and said, "The soup is cold." His astonished mother exclaimed, "Son, I've waited so long to hear you speak. But all these years you never said a thing. Why haven't you spoken before?" The boy looked at her and replied, "Up until now, everything has been satisfactory."
39. A fellow was walking along a country road when he came upon a farmer working in his field. The man called out to the farmer, "How long will it take me to get to the next town?" The farmer didn't answer. The guy waited a bit and then started walking again. After the man had gone about a hundred yards, the farmer yelled out "About 20 minutes!" "Thank you. But why didn't you tell me that when I asked you?" "Didn't know how fast you could walk".
40. A Husband and Wife at Custody court. The judge looks sternly at the ex wife. Judge: "Why do you think you deserve custody of the child?" Ex wife: "I brought him into this world so I should have custody of him." Judge: "That is a simple yet good reason." Then the judge looks towards the Ex husband. Judge: "Why do you think you deserve custody of the child, sir?" The ex husband thought long and hard about his response, after a brief moment of silence, he replies, "If I put money into a Pepsi machine and a Pepsi comes out. Is it mine or the machines?"
Did you hear that Ted Nugent had a beer thrown at him at one of his shows?
Answer; He was okay. It was a draft so he dodged it easily!
Male Patient: So I just pull my pants down and bend over for my prostate exam
Doctor: Yup
Male: Ok I'm ready....hey doc that doesn't feel like a finger
Doctor: He he yeah...im not a doctor
Your momma so fat that she was used goods like the Russian tanks
ur mum so fat that when she walked into a bar,hey said sorry we don't sell food her
ur mum so fat that when you walk around her, you get lost
ur mum so old that when i told her to act her age, she died
ur mum is so fat that when she lived in a flat on the highest floor, she fell through the inner floor
